THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY.

Danielle Noa Torres; but call me Dani or so help me. got it? 18teen. senior. supposed hero. ice control. i'm the kind of girl to wear crazy colors in her hair and wear tons of leather jackets. sometimes i even carry my guitar around. not to get confused with my sister, we may look alike but we're def diferent. oh and if you see a guy that shifts into other people, that's probably my brother. just so you know. oh and heads up, i've heard the 'you're elsa!' joke a bazillion times. don't fucking do it again. or sing let it go to me. i'll turn you into an ice cube and throw you in pieces in my drink. assholes.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

Let me know if that ever becomes legal.

[frozendani]

It's legal to marry your dog or your cousin in whatever-country-that-I-don't-remember-right-now. So why not marrying your bed?

[itsrileyrose]

Nope, and we possibly never will

[frozendani]

That is so depressing. I'm gonna curl up with a blanket and cry, it'll be your fault sunshine.

[thedevilsbishop-blog]

How do you not notice?

[frozendani]

I haven't really seen anything like what you describe though. I would notice, I guess, if there was anything out there. I'll be on the look out for you, though.

[flyingcampbell-blog]

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

[frozendani]

I'm going to marry my bed.

[elisewhitacre]

We can’t have nice things, Dani. It’s not allowed.

[frozendani]

I'm sad, Eliseeeeeee. Can you make me travel through time for when we're over with camp? I'll pay you in ice and hugs.

[frozendani]

Couldn't we have a normal summer vacation just relaxing, sun bathing and not worrying about everything for once instead of long training hours and possible risk of heatstroke?

[thedevilsbishop-blog]

I don’t know whether it’s me or the hot weather but I may be due for a new prescription if no one else is seeing suspiciously ominous black blobs loitering around the camp grounds.

[frozendani]

I haven't seen any of those things so maybe the hot weather is affecting you. Or you really are right and the only one to notice.

[elisewhitacre]

I haven’t gone much past 1100AD, but if I went on a test run beforehand, I could probably go back farther. I’d just have to make sure I could get myself back, first. 

[frozendani]

Well, I hope you'd like wherever you'd end up if you were stuck there. It'd be better if you avoided getting stuck with dinosaurs. They'd try to eat you all the time and that would suck a lot.

[josilyn-puckerman]

Sure we can. It’s just that no one will listen.

[frozendani]

So it's pretty much useless. Sucks.

[sofiacheyenne]

What do you mean probably? I totally could.

[frozendani]

I wouldn't be 100% confident of that. Anyways, it's not like I would freeze the entire lake, apparently I can't do that.

[trixkarofsky]

I’m really not a pun-y type of person. I’m honestly ashamed that I even tried to make one. One Direction sang a song about lighting up the world? Have I ever heard a One Direction song? I’m not sure.

[frozendani]

It could have gone worse though. How have you not heard that one? When it came out it was everywhere. Every radio, youtube, even during comercials it played on the background. It was super cheesy.

[itsrileyrose]

I don’t want to go outside today

[frozendani]

So don't? Stay home, sleep, try not to melt. That stuff.

[trixkarofsky]

About twenty puns spring to mind but I’ll spare you as you’ve probably heard them all before. Also because I really don’t want to hear about how I light up your world.

[frozendani]

I've probably had but please do tell me some, maybe if you they'll be fun. I could probably sing you that One Direction song, huh? Not the entire song,  but the part about lighting their world.

[itsrileyrose]

I just wanna curl up, watch TV and forget about life for a bit. 

[itsrileyrose]

[frozendani]

Why so sad, sunshine?

[josilyn-puckerman]

Saturday training should never be a thing. Surday is a day for sleep. Everyone knows that.

[josilyn-puckerman]

[frozendani]

Right? But like everything, we can't complain about it.

[trixkarofsky]

How about I just walk through camp with some orbs and lure all the bugs away and just send them drifting off elsewhere? That was really just me attempting a pun and getting a painful reminder of why I don’t make them.

[frozendani]

You'd be a savior. I'd thank you very much from the distance. Oh. Well, if it makes you feel better I've heard worse puns, really. Especially those involving ice. Terrible, terrible puns.

[elisewhitacre]

I’ll let you abuse my time-travel powers if you become my personal cooling system.

[frozendani]

Hmm, sounds like a tempting deal. How far in the past can you actually go?