you are the one you’ve been waiting for

andre | he/they |

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[ponyoisms]

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

[transpierced]

ruben never killing anyone before that... neither did niall... they basically took each other's virginity in that barn

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Hand in hand. Heart to heart. Forever and ever.

[haggravated-lassault]

[uter0s]

wedding shoes

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[putrefae]

Ernest Hemingway, 'The Sun Also Rises'

[buttholy]

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"

[bleepbloopobsessionville]

and it worked🗣️🔥‼️

[buttholy]

ok NEW TAKE: ruben symbolically married niall at the wedding

wore the traditional black of a groom

nodded yes at the altar while locking eyes with niall

said his vows at the reception

murder-fucked niall to consumate the marriage

death parted them but briefly

[mymycorrhizae]

I feel it everywhere.

[vavistus]

Half Man (2026)

[softdevotion]

You love me, don't you?

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[meyerlansky]

HALF MAN (2026) ↳ 1x01 | 1x06

[heavilyironized]

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay