like everyone, i wanted to make a SI/OC in naruto, but i’m too much of a coward to start writing in english properly, so here are all my little thought jumps:
i wanted my oc to just pop into naruto’s universe completely drunk, on a tractor. she’d just finished her last year of high school, gone back home to the countryside, and celebrated with her two cousins because she’d gotten into a university (engineering program). they stole their parents’ alcohol and her uncle’s tractor (the tractor’s name is Rupert, the uncle’s name is Herbert). and after a long night of drinking and joyriding across fields, she wakes up the next morning — gross, hungover, and alone (as one does) — with only the tractor for company, in some weird vegetable crops (i don’t reckon there’s industrial farming in the naruto world, ig maybe the plan was to make her implement it).
at first she was supposed to be this stereotypical girl who hated her hometown, hated the family’s cows and sheep, and dreamed of becoming a big city girl™ because she hated smelling like animals and shit (+ she kind of wanted to be rich). so basically, she was a snob (which could be very funny in a story about the weakest person to ever live in naruto).
but as i was crafting her personnality up and what i wanted her to do in a story, i realized A Big Problem :
i, personally, never worked more than a couple of days at a time on a farm, i could make up everything with what i know (which is still more than a lot of people i think, but nowhere near enough), or search for it intensively on internet which would bore me quickly as during my studies i choose the specialization that would distance me the most from agriculture/agronomy.
and after thinking about it, i realized what i wanted from this story was not the rise of a tractor girl who would take over the naruto world by reinventing industrial farming (which would still be pretty funny), but more generally an oc coming in the naruto world with a big mundane object, zero aptitude for shinobi life and whose journey ends up being to establish a civilian mafia that rivals the akatsuki on the simple basis that they can't do ransom video to gain money
for her name, i still don't know if i want something that could be prononced by the character she would encounter or if i stay with ***Dallas Dedale*** which is stupid and idk which one id her name and which one is her surname
(while thinking about the prononciation of this in japanese i realised Dedale (which is french for Daedalus) sound like Deidara which could be a funny coincidence for everyone involved)
