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Alex/22 INFP FL🍊

[fruithoes]

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[jeanjauthor]

This is important to grasp.

[crownmalone]

My fellow American followers, read this! This is what created the economic prosperity for our parents’ generation!

[powertripenterprises]

Then sometime in 1979, the rich as one decided “Fuck it. We don’t feel like living up to our end of the social contract any more.”

And 40 years later, here we are.

[miiriya]

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[shatteredwineglasses]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[nuka-rockit]

fireflies: *congregate in a group of 10 million*

my eyes:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[knownhag]

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

If you find yourself obsessing and pining over somebody who you know does not have the mind and heart to genuinely care for you then it’s probably the pain of pursuit that you’re obsessed w - not them! You for some reason do not believe that you are deserving of an easy and comforting love. So you chase situations that validate your poor self-perception. Just a thought. It’s not worth it to resent people 4 not loving you. Ask yourself why you are still fighting to be seen there when you could just. Move on towards reciprocation

[qoa]

[sailorminisoup]

[meanplastic]

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[glassbonespaperskin]