Let me drink about it

Adri/25/f/tx  what the fuck is this? literally haven't been on Tumblr since I was 20 oops ~some nsfw~

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[bundibird]

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT

[thefloralmenace]

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

[the-real-seebs]

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

[electricpentacle]

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

[drtanner]

She does look exceptionally polite and caring, it has to be said. 💜

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[thelastdayalive]

Matthew Modine in The Blackout (1997)

[ayeforscotland]

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

[yossyislandd]

money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit

[toastbutteregg]

[kingchai]

haley heynderickx, jo / arthur kearns / minnie bruce pratt, the fact of the garden 

[demonizando]

wish I'd been a teen, teen idle

wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title

instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible

feeling super, super (super) suicidal

the wasted years, the wasted youth

the pretty lies, the ugly truth

and the day has come where i have died

only to find I've come alive;

-teen idle.

[ruinedchildhood]

[scalestails]

So this happened at work today.

I

don’t know what to say

[funnelcloudd]

🚨🚨🚨SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE SHRIMP LINE🚨🚨🚨

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

[kamenriderhamo]

your wish has been granted

[corvigay-clutter]

rest in peace king, hope it was worth it

[stinkykatie]

[beardedmrbean]

According to the people on reddit, these are 'burrowing owls' and it's beyond likely that the dark tunnel of doom leads to their new home.

so this is just kinda how it be for them

There were also several references to "the claw"

[sincerethoughtsblog]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[riseafterfalling]

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

⠀

[soft-shell-cancer]

@fruitiestpebble

[fruitiestpebble]

@soft-shell-cancer

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage