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Jules of Nature
KIROKAZE
Product Placement
oozey mess
cherry valley forever
@theartofmadeline
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Xuebing Du
sheepfilms
Peter Solarz
pixel skylines
Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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styofa doing anything
ellievsbear
if i look back, i am lost
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@fruitsticker
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
logging back into tumblr after months of living in the real world is weird af
logging back into tumblr after months of being in the real world is weird af
just a gay reminder that I'm in love with you
wow ilysm ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
remember that time batman kneeled down in front of a completely naked superman, took his face in his hands, and asked him out for dinner? because i do.
and also that time superman started crying because batman didn’t want to talk to him?
batman thinks about superman while making out with hot chicks
superman made batman smile for a selfie and is still alive
and also
mhmmmmm.
dont catch feelings you’ll die
no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice
my pokemon oc
she’s misty’s twin sister. she’s a fighting type gym leader. her name is fisty.
All the other sister’s at the water gym must be pissed.
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?
he’s back
He’s come to fight Donald Trump.
thank you president rushmore
anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
Me speaking German to a German
Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.
German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.
Me:
Me:
Me: Fahrrad.
me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
brain: do 0 things
me: why?
brain: You Gotta
