FRUITY Alliteration’s

She/her/he/him/they/them seRiously I have no idea what i am. This is where I post my random thoughts and reblog things I like.

[fruityalliterations]

Sometime I forget that I do semi okay digital art and I get so proud when I see something I did that I don’t hate.

[fruityalliterations]

I get trapped in every bathroom I ever go into...

I just realized it could be a very weird curse.

[fruityalliterations]

My gf works for doordash, I work for postmates.

We are the Romeo and Juliet of 2020.

[shittycryptids]

a dog but the nose is a doorknob and if you turn it his face opens to reveal a very tiny small frog controlling the dog

[shittycryptids]

Dracula, but he has a shotgun.

[fruityalliterations]

I started a Twitter...

It’s just me delirious from sleep deprivation at work.

[fruityalliterations]

Trump ending quarantine:

[fruityalliterations]

If what’s happening right now was a YA distopian novel, people would critique it for being unrealistic, cause there’s no way people are this dumb.

[fruityalliterations]

Hello and welcome to why am I wearing a scarf every time I see my family.

Is it a hickey, a neck tattoo, or just because I think it’s fashionable?

[hashtagloveloses]

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

[swanqueensails-deactivated20240]

[stevensavage]

Random coronavirus tweets I liked. Add your faves!

[dirtshrines]

common rain frog plush (with magnetic belly)

[fruityalliterations]

I want him in my life, forever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ultrafacts]

[tchaikovskaya]

[imkinwithurdad]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My whole country shipped these two birds so much, they were the nation’s OTP 😭😭😭

[wefollowtheheartlines]

Very cool Merriam-Webster,very cool.

[sapphia]

how do you pronounce it?

[donegal-archive-deactivated2021]

[saldemars-deactivated20170723]

Yo thats cool as heck

[swolerbear]

For all the assholes who use the dictionary for the ultimate authority on shit for whatever reason