[fruitysalamander1398]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 (𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟖) / 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐞 - 𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨

[thedoubteriswise]

not many fictional narrators have made me feel like I'm stuck in an endless conversation with a stranger who's having a manic episode quite as much as ishmael does. really every page is like wow that's. that's great man I'm-- yeah no I see you've read a lot about whales-- oh wow. yeah that's. you know I'm not sure any of your coworkers act the way they do because of their race, I mean I haven't met them, that's just-- uh huh-- oh that's. uh huh. and queequeg is your husband? that's nice. oh. not like... he's not your husband? you're married but he's... okay. look man I kind of have to go but-- polar bears are scary, yes. uh huh. becau-- because they're white? I mean, I think they're scary because they're huge and known to hunt humans when they get a chance, I don't think white animals are like, universally scary. I'm-- oh. haha yes that's. that's a funny pun. yeah. yeah no I got it. right haha yes no I understood you don't have to explain-- no really I did understand the joke it was funny I promise-- yes I know you think whales are cool

[fruitysalamander1398]

"he would not fucking say that" but it's one of those edgy film bro posts with some random picture of a robert de niro character and a corny quote the person made up that he absolutely did not say 😭

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[schmilsson]

person who has listened to 10 beatles songs: she loves you yeah yeah yeah :)

person who has listened to 300 beatles songs: bro u gotta get on the yoko ono's divorce themed oh darling early take

person who has listened to 10000 beatles songs: she loves you yeah yeah yeah :)

[fruitysalamander1398]

need to know if anyone else feels this way but when an actor is lgbt all their characters just become subconsciously lgbt to me by extension

[fruitysalamander1398]

game of thrones season seven finale snapped me in half like a pack of dry spaghetti

[psygull]

spaghetti westerns are good because they're always titled something like Is This Seat Taken? For You, My Friend, It Is On the House

[lovehopeandconfusion]

Christopher Walken portrays Marc Antony in the 1969 Old Globe Theatre production of Julius Caesar directed by Richard Easton.

[melis-writes]

DOG DAY AFTERNOON (1975) dir. Sidney Lumet.

[fruitysalamander1398]

the targaryens are famously insane

[fruitysalamander1398]

so many of robert de niro's performances would be considered the lifetime performance for most other actors and yet they are all only one part of the puzzle. it's so hard to pick a favorite. what's your guys' favorite robert de niro performance?

[fruitysalamander1398]

game of thrones season six is like

jon: i don't know how we should-

sansa: WE WILL TAKE OVER THE NORTH 🐺🐺🗣️🗣️

[fruitysalamander1398]

fuck it i'm making an edit

[fruitysalamander1398]

it's been made. let's see if tumblr lets me post it

[fruitysalamander1398]

fuck it i'm making an edit

[fruitysalamander1398]

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy