Frumpalicious

I rank this existence a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars. (she/her, 30s)

[gifs-of-puppets]

Have a Merry One More Sleep 'til Christmas!

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[lesbean05]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[frumpysweaters]

Why does my bf argue with me about the dates of times he's been mad at me THAT WERE IMPORTANT TO ME? He isn't going to remember them better than I do and yet he's arguing about it and fucking with my Christmas eve.

[atalanta133]

the Benoit Blanc Mysteries teach us 4 important things:

Greed and money corrupts

kindness and love will be rewarded

treat someone badly, consistently, and it will come back to bite you

all Marvel actors are murderers

[frankiecorleone]

2024

THERE IS NO PERFECT TIME

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE INDICATORS

FOREVER IS ONLY EVERY DAY HEREAFTER

TAKE A LEAF OUT OF JIMMYS BOOK

EAT WORLD

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[chocolateismynemesis]

@todaysbird

[redstonedust]

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

[redstonedust]

every time i see a 19 year old friend do something successful i can be comforted by the fact i also know people who are 35 and unemployed. nobody has to run on the same time and the world is beautiful.......

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[altivyx]

[389]

Toshihisa Fudezuka Rain Song 4, 2018

[storybookprincess]

so a very long time ago, my dad worked with an arson investigator

this guy was often one of the first people on the scene following a suspected arson, once emergency services had done what they needed to do. at times, there were also civilians on the periphery. often, they were freaking out, and understandably so; their home or workplace had just, quite literally, gone up in smoke

this investigator wouldn’t try to calm them down. he wouldn’t comfort them or be a shoulder to cry on.

instead, he’d walk up to the person most visibly losing their shit, hand them a fire extinguisher, and say “hey, can you keep an eye out for any other fires, and if you see one, can you put it out with this?”

of course, there was no actual risk of another fire. he wouldn’t be on the scene investigating if there was even a chance that the fire wasn’t completely put out. but the bystander didn’t need to know that

because that person, without fail, would immediately pull it together, take the fire extinguisher, and stand guard. they were, at least temporarily, calm enough for this investigator to do this job

my dad has told me the parable of the fire extinguisher a hundred times, and i think about it a lot. i think about what it says about people and crises. i think about what it says about the grounding power of having a purpose. and i think about the importance of letting someone help me through something, even if that help is just going to be another casserole to throw into the freezer, because useless or not, that fire extinguisher might be the only thing holding them together

[threefates]

lwenx ‘holy sword and iris’ details

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[hotvampireadjacent]

[formlessdemi]

[brotherhumphrey]

kids these days always talking about labubu. when i was your age i was worrying about labubonic plague