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I'm 28 (old), living in Missouri! She/her, polyam, pan. I post a lot of Thomas Sanders, Gay™, ST, BU, and stuff I find amusing, which varies wildly. Message/AMA, I'm probably bored. Avatar found on google (via tastemade.com) and header by @verauko

[systlin]

Um...how do you stop yourself from falling asleep whilst meditating, please? I have the breathing bit down and I can just about empty my mind, but almost every time I reach that nice quiet, empty, state I doze right off. It is starting to get seriously aggravating. Any tips gratefully received.

What this tells me is that you are sleep deprived.

[systlin]

And if that is the case, there is nothing wrong with just taking a nap instead. Clearly your body needs it.

[randomslasher]

I have the same issue and I’m NOT sleep deprived--I get close to 9 hours a night. But I’m ADHD and in the absence of sufficient stimuli my brain choses sleep like a goose chooses crime. 

[frustratedwaffle]

"...like a goose chases crime" is my new favorite analogy

[frustratedwaffle]

"My ChIlD iS fInE"

Your child just had an existential crisis when throwing away the box the garbage bags came in

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*smacks my ass to make sure I’m carrying my wallet and the staggering weight of my sins*

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[beaniegender]

Anyone else been feeling [static noises] [dial up modem noises] [static noises]

[anaismus]

[andhumanslovedstories]

I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

[andhumanslovedstories]

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises

[therandomninjakitty]

[therandomninjakitty]

i have poor audio processing please let me visualize the words coming out of your mouth

[reddstardust]

Hey psst psst 👀,,

Roman stans look 👀,,

✨HAPPY ROMAN✨

[brattylikestoeat]

[impiusangelus]

The recipe looks delicious n all but can we talk about how that gorgeous gaze can melt hearts far and wide?

[frustratedwaffle]

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[sinnahsaint]

[elizabethemerald]

Gods I gasped and my jaw dropped. Oh my god.

[frustratedwaffle]

[duckymomo-enthusiast]

the caption says: “Guys I’m so tired and I couldn’t get through it I’m sorry”

[killorbekillian]

1: Honey, I’m - what are you doing?!

2: Babe, it’s not what it looks like!

3: [Platypus noise]

1: You’re sleeping with another man?

3: [Takes of sunglasses and makes a platypus noise]

1: You’re s- [breaks off laughing] You’re sleeping with a platypus?

3: [Throws a sweatshirt on his head in place of a fedora]

1: P- [Laughing] [High pitched] Perry the platy-?

[angel-e-v-a]

HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA in THE WITCHER NETFLIX (2019)  —   (1.1) THE END’S BEGINNING

Evil is evil, Stregobor. Lesser, greater, middling… it’s all the same. I’m not judging you. I haven’t only done good in my life either. But now, if I have to chose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

[today-only-happens-once]

So that tweet Thomas just made about the Sides’ workout gear based on things he had handy…. definitely feel like it confirms the “Logan is the hot one” concept. 

[sanders-sides-thuri]

Hot Logan confirmed

[ironwoman359]

Virgil and Patton were cute, Roman just looked like Thomas…and then there’s Logan

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

SIR i am BEGGING you

[frustratedwaffle]

WE BEEN KNEW BUT WE ALWAYS LOVE A REMINDER

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine