I find it so funny tha

Ash She/They I am a MINOR Fuck Trump Fuck ICE Homophobes DNI Transphobes DNI I like lizards :D

[fryin-up-in-space]

Wasssssssssup bitches

I’m Ash

(I have a sideblog about my beautiful handsome gecko @valtheallpowerful you should go check it outttt)

haha remember when I was a baby child that was a horrible phase of my life we aren’t talking about

Age is nunya business

but do note that I AM A MINOR, so porn accounts DNI

Location: behind you

Proud aroace and genderfae

atheist but I support other religions cause I’m cool like that 😎

pronouns are she/they

I’ll draw something sometimes (like once every two months) oh and I probably might not post it

My fandoms are ROTTMNT, HTTYD, MCU, PJO and oh is that it I think that’s it

I would tag moots but I’m afraid to forget someone so

all of you are now my moots 😊

I mostly just reblog stuff so-

I’m trying to post more but we’ll see how that turns out

uh what else do I type here bro 🫥🫥🫥

[epidaleacalamita]

in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech

[jadeharleyinc]

OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.

he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.

[curlicuecal]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[viralfrog]

[stealingpotatoes]

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

[stealingpotatoes]

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

[fryin-up-in-space]

I have somehow amassed 20 followers

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[errorbasket]

Molting Spider

[stay-the-knight]

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

[crabussy]

THAT'S IT I am quitting tumblr FOREVER. see you all tomorrow

[alucardsinep]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience