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Mad Max/post apocalypse oriented side blog!! HEck yes (WIP) I have a million ocs and would like to hear abt others' too! and meta and basically everything else

[wingfootcosplay]

WTF is this magic?!

[bulletfarming]

If you think about it though…isn’t Immortan Joe really just Fat Skeletor?

[museifushindoushugi]

what is max so mad about

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

it varies. usually someone took his car or his jacket. one time he got mistaken for a messiah and that was a whole thing. he’s just under a lot of stress in general.

[museifushindoushugi]

I understand. If all of that happened to me I’d be mad too

[magic-queer]

And a ruthless gang of bikers ran down and killed his wife and child and then one of the bikers shot Max in the knee at like very close range. And the bikers also burned Max’s friend alive. I mean, I’d be stressed too if that was my life. Also, people keep wanting Max to be the hero, but he just wants to drive his car and like, grunt at a passing lizard or two. @nutty-writer

[art-dumpster-blog1]

Recently they also used him as a hood ornament. I’d be pretty mad too.

[last-of-the-jedi]

Furiosa + Wives protecting each other

Mad Max Fury Road (2015)

[ubernoir]

ivan-fomin 

[lioness--hart]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

[gigarance-deactivated20160824]

I don’t know if it’s his skull, but I’ve always thought how amazing it would be a fanasrt of his skull, tbh, I have a headcanon that Furiosa recovers his skull and keep it to remember the day she defeated him, though she hated him too much to keep a part of him close to her.

Also, brow/forehead game so serious it’s carved on his skull.

[lioness--hart]

-SKIDS BACK INTO THIS POST-

I don’t think Furiosa would go out and make an effort to find his skull (or what’s left of it), but what I do personally headcanon happens is that someone does find it, and brings it to her.

Joe’s cult is death, hence all the skull symbolism. Furiosa tries to create a culture of life, of regrowth, so she does not want anything to do with death symbolism. But that one Wretched, still clinging to the old system, brings her the skull of the Immortan on bent knee and she takes it, if for no other reason than to make the Wretched happy and send them on their way.

But what does she do with the skull? She has no use for it or want of it.

The sisters spit on it. Dag almost attacks it like a dog. The Vuvalini sneer at it. Max blinks at it and glances toward a cliff. Just toss it back to the sand, where it belongs, his eyes say. But she doesn’t, because she knows that some other Wretched will find it and bring it back to her again, this godforsaken man who, even in death, won’t let her be.

So she takes the skull down to the motor pool, puts it in a metal bowl, grabs a belt sander, and spends an hour or two every day, like a meditation, grinding the bleached white skull to powder. It takes a long time, but she means for it to.

She carries the bowl up to the rooftop gardens in one hand. In the other, there are seeds. The Dag and her child sit under a tree, and Furiosa beckons the child over. “Wanna help me plant some flowers” she asks. The child nods dutifully, and helps Furiosa gather a basket of soil. They make quick work of it, Furiosa telling the child that the fine white powder in the bowl is nourishment for the flowers, to make them grow bright and strong.

“What kind of flowers are they?” The child asks.

“Forget-me-nots,” Furiosa says.

They bloom and bloom and bloom.

[seekingskywhales]

Inked more Furiosas today, and the Ace, and a pup

[floyd-jpg]

My piece for the Fury Road Fanzine.

I don’t know why the color is showing up like garbage on Tumblr :/

[m-shoots]

The Wives progress

[cyberjoe]

I like when the villains have really big, mean-looking henchmen. They are so cool

[ivan13467]

How Warboy shower

[prosodi]

THE WIVES

[alzarahn-blog-deactivated202208]

Mad Max Game - Extended Canon

Right, so this is a post dedicated to the extended canon that the Mad Max Game delivers to the Mad Max franchise canon universe. The express purpose is to share new information for fans that don’t have the game, particularly my roleplaying buddies. Anyone can contribute through reblogs and replies, or just discuss! All are welcome! :D

So to kick this off, I’ve got a screenshot gallery set up on my imgur at the link below. It contains captures off the Bios section of the game, which I’ll continue to add to as I progress further in the game. Feel free to browse and explore. I’ll reblog this post again when I add updates to the gallery. :)

http://imgur.com/a/c6cjy

[thebyrchentwigges]

Surprising amounts of Miss Giddy in here. Is this canon? Is this crack? -looks at it sideways-

[alzarahn-blog-deactivated202208]

I was surprised myself! I’m hoping the game gives more context when I get more interaction with Hope and Glory. 

[nuxtheuncrackable-blog]

Thoughts while watching Thunderdome

Oh my god little guy riding on armored big guy WHY DIDN’T CORPUS AND RICTUS DO THAT??

[corpus-colossus-deactivated2022]

Brittle bone disease and riding on the back of a big clumsy oaf aren’t things that mix. Also my dignity.

[fryinhistoric]

#no thanks#crack#ego too heavy for rictus to lift anyway via @corpus-colossus

  interesting bc i remember reading an interview where q kenihan said he grew up w/ thunderdome and his brother would say that he’s small enough to be master

but still yeah... HUGE safety risk

but maybe they could do that to pose for pictures together

[fryinhistoric]

 okay i was gonna make a real serious post but here i am bc my dog pulled a major cute on me and also bc quentin kenihan has the most adorable dog omg(!!!)

  corpus colossus w/ a sweet lil chihuahua, who even other dog owners constantly call “puppy” and “little guy”, even though he’s had her for four years now, damn it

  a lot of the time, this annoys him to no end, and he typically responds with, “so, old’s your pup?”- regardless of size- and other people are like “uh, spike’s three now” and corpus goes, “cool, hypatia’s five or so” and they’re like “oh... oops”

  but other times, he doesn’t mind, bc maybe it’s a kid who loves dogs and only knows bigger breeds.  maybe it’s rictus, whose dog is bigger than corpus is, but anyway he’s always up to play with hypatia, even the times when corpus has had a long day and is too tired for that himself

  also- corpus names his pets after ancient philosophers and scientists- except for one of them, like “this one’s archimedes, this is hypatia, and that one’s homer” and people say, “oh, like the poet?” and he just laughs and says, “no, no, like homer simpson!”

  ...so yeah, please talk pet owner aus with me, especially involving your own characters bc yes

[mmfrconfessions]

Unless I’m mistaken, it mystifies me as to why the Organic Mechanic suddenly disappeared in the third act of the film after he was last seen performing the c-section on Angharad. I’m assuming he was with the Immortan Joe  inside the Gigahorse throughout the whole chase, and for some reason, he just wasn’t there in the climax of the film. Where the fuck did he go?

[fryinhistoric]

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/mad-max-fury-road-star-angus-sampson-reveals-which-two-of-his-scenes-were-cut-from-the-film/news-story/f6341cdc9cbd929192e5b26fa4f7a7d9 Tl;dr: There's a deleted scene where Joe's convoy drives off, leaving Organic sitting there in the desert taking a dump sucks to suck I guess

[fryinhistoric]

MMFR characters as dril tweets

The Ace: bad news: were all helpless cogs doomed to ceaselessly perpetuate a machine good news: the machine is a Sega and were all sonic the hegehog

The Bullet Farmer: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like 'oh tortures bad','its ineffective' fuck off

Capable: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can

Cheedo the Fragile: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

Coma the Doof Warrior: Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country

Corpus Colossus: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, put down the keyboard and step back. 9 year old: Fuck oyu.

The Dag: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

Miss Giddy: the cold damn truthof it is that all of your dads have probably owned slaves at some point. im sorry but that is just simply the true shit.

Immortan Joe: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME

Imperator Furiosa: i get in my car and 100 men smear their asses up againt my windshield and doors. Unbelievable. i'm late for work. This is clownish.

The Keeper of the Seeds: everoy father's day my dad would take me out on a picnic, and he always filled our picnic basket with dirt, because dirt is the shit of God

Max Rockatansky: 'don't tread of me', the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most

Morsov: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit

Nux: ive trademarked the term “The guy who fucks up” so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car

Organic Mechanic: AAUh..!! Yeah. Lets all gang up on the guy who gives his children Steroids, just because he has a different opinion. Fucking idiots.

The People Eater: ive eaten more $14 hamburgers than youve eaten regular hamburfgers, you low engagement galoot

Rictus Erectus: i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly

Slit: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth

The Splendid Angharad: unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up

Toast the Knowing: 12 year slave huh? sounds like my marriage. which I don't enjoy. to the degree that it is succinctly described by that particular movie title

The Valkyrie: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point

[mcheckieboi]

Okay, so I was watching Mad Max…. and during this scene I noticed something…

Let’s take a closer look…

Now, pardon my bad gif making skills but…

IS THAT FURIOSA RESTING ON MAX’S SHOULDER!? 

[molluscamovedtospace]

you’re right, that’s her

[mumblingsage]

So not only are they sitting on the roof & holding hands while the car drives onto the lift, they’ve been resting against each other the entire way there!?

[solitarymushroom-blog]

I didn’t know they were holding hands on the roof! I wonder if the car ride is missed out in the same way that Max killing the Bullet Farmer is missed out. Like Furiosa is out for the count pretty much so would it be too focused on Max? In the same way the other scene in other action films would have been included?

There would have been so much bonding through unspoken words and eye contact and touching tho omg I want to know what happened during this drive!!

[mumblingsage]

Oh yeah they were. It’s like 95% to provide physical support for her but…that other 5%… 

(And I kind of feel like after the moment of intimacy and vulnerability “My name is Max” ends on, both of them need and deserve a long drive with her napping on his shoulder. The more I think about it the more it feels right.)

I just want high-res screencaps of every millisecond of this last scene.

[schwarmerei1]

That also explains her rather rapid transition from needing Max’s help up to standing triumphantly on her own: poor poppet was asleep until a few seconds earlier.

[bassfanimation]

Let’s rewind just a moment and remember that earlier in the movie, Furiosa was driving the rig while Max was resting.  When he startled awake, she was there, watching over him, and told him to sleep, that it was safe to sleep.  Then when Joe is gone, the wives are safe, he’s safe, the Vuvalini are safe, when it’s finally safe for her to sleep, he is there, supporting her.  Keeping an eye on her as she rests.  (buries own head in sand)

[fuckyeahisawthat]

MM-HMM. I though of that parallel too. I mean, has she slept at all since leaving the Citadel? Maybe a few hours on the second night when the Vuvalini were there to stand guard, if she wasn’t still too full of adrenaline and worry about their next move and whether she had led them all on a hopeless quest and trying not to think about how Max had said he wasn’t coming with them and being annoyed at herself for how many times she had to tell herself not to think about how Max had said he wasn’t coming with them. She must be utterly exhausted. And sleep is probably the best medicine for a serious injury if you don’t have access to painkillers.