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Before you ask-

1. Yes I’m human.

2. Yes I have a corporeal form.

3. Yes I’ve gone outside before.

4. I deliver flowers sometimes, all bouquets have meaning, do not be surprised/do not melt too much.

5. I use all pronouns.

6. I prefer not to participate in any "send this to _# of mutuals" ask games. I appreciate that you thought of me but I don't like those games. Other ask games are fine though.

7. Pls don't ask me for donations I don't have money.

8. If I've rebloged something offensive or said something weird, DO NOT HESITATE to politely come into my DMs and tell me what I did wrong. (Unfortunately my reading comprehension is on par with the average for this site, whatever it was was probably a mistake)

simplefanatic

Sleepovr

wooteena

[A comic of Kris Dreemurr and Susie from Deltarune.

Kris: Susie...? I bought you a blanket.

Kris' face goes blank. Susie lies supine on the Dreemurr household couch, snoring. She is blanketed by the bathroom door. /End ID]

karolldr1

Guillotine Wedding

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

just picturing bernardo and marcellus cussing horatio out for getting a useless philosophy agree instead of something ACTUALLY useful in real life. like ghost communication

xx-j4nu5-c4t5-xx

there are more things in heaven and earth than dreamt of in bro's philosophy 😂

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

ghoulodont

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

viceisvice

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

kayla-denker

Hey, you, cis girl that's very (correctly) vocal about women being allowed to talk about their periods, do you include trans women in that?

I ask because every single time I've tried to talk about it to anyone that isn't a trans woman they get fucking angry. Which has caused me to have to just suffer in silence every single month. So I really relate to cis women when they talk about literally the exact same thing; being shamed by everyone around them their whole lives for talking about their periods, so they just suffer in silence every month as it negatively impacts their work and social lives. But I don't even feel like I can voice that I am literally dealing with the same exact thing because most of y'all react like you want to throw me in front of a bus for saying it, even those of you who act like your such big great transfem allies.

kayla-denker

I guess I'll take this opportunity to talk about trans women periods. The first thing any tme person thinks when they hear this is always "how can trans women have periods? They don't have uteruses!"

The answer is: the uterus isn't what causes your period, it is effected by your period. What causes your period and what causes trans women's periods is the same thing: the endocrine system.

HRT changes the sex of your endocrine system. Feminizing HRT makes it a female endocrine system, giving us a 28-day hormone cycle just like cis women. At the end of that cycle, the hypothalamus floods the body with prostaglandins. Those are what cause all but one of the period symptoms, because they make muscles inflame and contract. They are what make the uterus shed its lining, they are what cause intestinal cramps, they are what cause body aches, they are what cause headaches and migraines. The only period symptom not causes by the release of prostaglandins throughout the body is depression, and that is caused by your endocrine system simply not processing as much estrogen and from simply feeling like shit.

So, the only symptoms trans women don't get every 28 days is menstrual cramps, because yes we do not menstruate since we don't have uteruses. But migraines, depression, body aches, intestinal cramps, and the infamous "period shits" don't exactly add up to us having any better of a time. Except we have to pretend that we're fine and nothing is different because no one believes that we get periods, not even cis women.

"But you can't call it a period then because that refers to MENSTRUATION!" is another one I hear all the time. This is incorrect. You use the word "period" instead of just "menstruation" because it doesn't just refer to menstruation. It refers to a period at the end of the hormone cycle where we experience a host of symptoms. And not all cis women experience all of the symptoms that encompass the period. Not all cis women get migraines, or body aches, or have severe depression. If a cis woman gets a hysterectomy she doesn't menstruate either! In that instance she experiences an identical period to what trans women experience. Yet, I doubt you'd insist that cis women who've had hysterectomies don't have periods.

kayla-denker

Oh, another thing that I personally discovered after bottom surgery: vaginal odor changes for trans women during our periods too. I was not expecting that because I always thought it was just from menstruation. But nope, the ph levels of a trans woman's vagina are the same of as a cis woman's vagina, and it changes during our periods just the same.

#huh. fascinating #well then yea trans woman are included! now that I know that they also have periods

vampindebt

a many legundo

Crops:

#the range on this guy

wolfythewitch

Doodl

only-cat-memes

wolfythewitch

furthest we've ever been

plaguedocboi

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

plaguedocboi