Haii…

I am a minor. Please don’t be weird. Omniromantic asexual and demiromantic.

[maela-the-menace]

New vs old

[maela-the-menace]

I need to bite something I need to sink my teeth into something I need to feel something crunch in my mouth I need salt I need meat I need I need I NEED.

[chawsthetransfemdino]

Honestly same

[maela-the-menace]

Eat something because you can then. I probably sound fucking insane right now but you should take a bite of food that you like and enjoy it as much as you can because it’s so good. Food is delicious. It’s so good. Eat something for my sake please. Sorry this is probably incomprehensible and stupid I’m just really fucking hungry feel free to completely ignore my dumbass

[chawsthetransfemdino]

Sandwich

[guiltfactory-moved]

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

[192929020202020]

[snailkites]

Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

[Video source]

[longislandairpower]

[orthoscheme]

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

Food: s'mores french toast

Ingredients: bread, butter, egg, milk, cinnamon, marshmallows, Nutella, chocolate sauce (optional)

[maela-the-menace]

I need to bite something I need to sink my teeth into something I need to feel something crunch in my mouth I need salt I need meat I need I need I NEED.

[chawsthetransfemdino]

Honestly same

[maela-the-menace]

Eat something because you can then. I probably sound fucking insane right now but you should take a bite of food that you like and enjoy it as much as you can because it’s so good. Food is delicious. It’s so good. Eat something for my sake please. Sorry this is probably incomprehensible and stupid I’m just really fucking hungry feel free to completely ignore my dumbass

[maela-the-menace]

Hunger really does make one go mad.

[maela-the-menace]

I need to bite something I need to sink my teeth into something I need to feel something crunch in my mouth I need salt I need meat I need I need I NEED.

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[lesboy-frostdawnn]

hey deltarune fandom heres your reminder that any ship involving kris and any other non binary character has a word other than yuri or yaoi.

diamoric = enby/any gender

enbian = enby/enby

trixic = enby/woman

toric = enby/man

your welcome

[iiryebreadii]

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

[ender--gaming]

miracle : tumblr user posts about new obsession(s) so much that their mutuals become infected with liking it too

[chawsthetransfemdino]

Computah. Show me women covered in blood. Fat women covered in blood? Good. Good. Now give them a sword and make them fight. Good job computah your getting an upgrade later

[chawsthetransfemdino]

Oh computah one more thing. Can we put them both in suits of armor. Thanks computah

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

Emergency Murder Slots available!

First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each

(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)

Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!

[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.

[faygos]

okay ladies now lets get in formation

sequel to these guys

[mimimimimimimiii]