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@fuchsgeist
@ people whining about not being able to pronounce this:
Learn.
We learned English.
It’s easy!
Pronounciatipn guide from my Nahuatl speaking SO: chal chut li que e quat le
Something like that.
Way cooler than anything in English that’s for dam sure
An alternative is Ayollohco Mexihco
pronounced ah-yohl-LOH'-koh meh-SHEE'-koh
source:
You may have seen a meme suggesting that we start calling the Gulf of Mexico “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl,” as that is what Indigenous peoples of…
i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”
This!
Thank you for the ride, Critical Role.
Song is Ashes by the Longest Johns
#happy international women’s day
Hands… @snstober21 - Day7
Since everyone was upset with me for this post, I thought I'd give you
1 Sentence to make a Critical Role fan laugh
"Nancy! Where have you been?!"
"If you're not alone and you're following us, cough once if you're alone."
"We still don't know where the fuck Raishan is."
"You leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave!"
"The Meat Man cometh."
"Little Elf girl!"
"I can tell by the bone structure and the contempt."
(After Tary forgot the name of the Milf he slept with) "What's this mother's name?"
"Why don't you die with dignity?" - "We do nothing with dignity!"
(barely audible through the pain of grabbing a necrotic gem trap 5 times in a row) "Are we the worst?"
"We changed the password. It's now Jenga 1 1000 2 1000 3 1000 4 1000 5 1000 6 1000 7 1000 8 1000 9 1000 10."
"Jenga means: I fucked up, my name is Vax."
"This is Vex'ahlia, you can call her Vex. I'm Vax'ildan, you can call me Vax, some call me Vex."
"Oh my gooood, you sell daggers? I wanted to buy a new dagger!"
"I thought he'd never leave!"
"I have an intelligence of 6, watch me!"
"I'm gonna kill everyone in this motherfucking house!"
"Your secret is save with my indifference."
"Life needs things to live."
"I encourage violence."
"Extreme. Syphilis."
"It's okay guys, I've taken one of them out!"
"I want your last words with me to be indignant and irritated."
"I'm not letting Raishan into the mansion!" -"Wait. I'm confused..."
"Should we drop De Rogna's body out of a window?" - "So I'm guessing she's not meeting us there because she's dead..."
"There was a bunch of fucking dwarves singing about what they had for breakfast, about what they had for lunch, tales of mysteries to the north. They had beautiful voices, but they just wouldn't shut the fuck up. One day we got ambushed and they all got torn apart."
"Sorry is a free action, bitch!"
(In the midst of the final frikkin battle) "We could get some fruit salad and get freaakyyyy!"
"Can I call you bacon?"
"Doty! I said realism!"
"I can't do reverse math."
"Eldritch Bleeeaaast"
"This is the most privileged thing that I've said that you've heard."
"I summoned this bitch, and we're gonna end her!"
"And it was the metric system!"
"But what about the chair??!"
"I love you! ...and I cast Modify Memory!"
"Sure, I'll bring that back I guess!"
"Help, it's again."
"Help. Help. Help help helphelphelphelp!"
"It's not a cult! It's not a cult!!"
"Eat it, Sprinkle! Eat it!"
"Are you afraid you're gonna turn into sea water?" - "No, that horrible thought hadn't occurred to me, thank you!"
"I ate that meat ball from Scanlan and then I fucking died; I don't wanna make any assumptions..."
"He's married to me and I will cut you."
"What a lovely tree! It casts so much shade!"
"I rolled 37 stealth." - "You become two-dimensional."
"I'm just a candle maker." - "What are you doing on a volcano..." - "They're nature's candles!" - "...with a Zombie?" - "They're human candles!"
"I'm sorry, babe... I gotta real quick take care of those ninjas."
"There is a curse on our family. It's called Diabetes."
"How old are you?" - "14 days!" - "How old do kobolds get?" - "14 days!"
"Don't listen to her, you're not ugly... But you are a bitch and we'll kill you."
"What happened to just prank calling Essek?" - "Welcome to the Mighty Nein, Travis!"
"It's fine, we're gods!"
reading is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop
Craft stores are just like “can I interest you in some…objects? some items? would you like some things?” and every time I’m like Oooh I love objects and items and things!
LONG MAY THEY REIGN. Is it Thursday yet?
Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN
There is a Sphynx who takes children as her wards and raises them to know many things. She calls them her little riddles.
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Warforged
A race of synthetic humanoids crafted by genius scholars and mages in the image of themselves.
Weiterlesen
queer books that didn’t disappoint me the way everything else has. please enjoy.
I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”
and then suddenly this happened
update!!! I still love my children
to everyone who says they’re dating: correct
Hi, I was wondering if you could give some examples of lesser used Greek mythology monsters, and what kind of personalities they may have. Thank you so much. I love your blog so much.
Ooooh boy, this was my obsession growing up. Here are my favorite top five that you probably haven’t heard of.
Spoiler alert: they’re weird.
5. Ichthyocentaurs.
“Ichthyocentaur,” by Chrisgiz12@DeviantArt.
Or as I prefer to call them, mercentaurs. They’ve got the arms and torso of a man, the front legs of a horse, and the tail of a fish. They also have “lobster claw” horns on top of their heads.
The two best known Ichthyocentaurs are the wise Aphros and Bythos, who are half-brothers of the Centaur Chiron (the fella who raised Jason, a la Jason and the Argonauts.) In some version, it was the Ichthyocentaurs who hoisted Venus out of the ocean on her clam shell.
Their names really do translate roughly to “fish centaurs.”
4. Amphisbaena.
It’s like CatDog, except both ends are snakes. In Greek mythology, when Perseus killed Medusa, the Pegasus was born out of her corpse but her blood on the ground birthed the Amphisbaena. In some versions, it rolls across the desert by biting onto its other head and forming a wheel, and it feasts on insects and human corpses. Not friendly.
3. Phorcys.
You heard of mercentaurs, now get ready for mercrabman. Crabmerman. Mermancrab. Whatever, I’m still working on the name. In Greek mythology, they called him Phorcys, and he was essentially a merman with the front claws of a crab and spiked red skin. He’s purportedly a child of either Oceanus and Tethys or Pontus and Gaia (it varies from myth to myth) and is the father to a host of notable monster children, including the Gorgon sisters and possibly Echidna.
Sufficed to say, he’s a big player in Greek mythology.
2. Ophiotaurus.
(Art via: https://mrpsmythopedia.wikispaces.com/Ophiotaurus)
This one’s part bull and part serpent: it’s got the front half of a bull and a snake’s tail. That might sound like the end of it, but whoever burns the entrails of the Ophiotaurus is said to possess the power to defeat the gods. It was attempted by an ally of the Titans during their war with the gods, but Zeus took the form of an eagle (or sent an eagle, depending on the myth) to retrieve them.
I’m inclined to be fond of the Ophiotaurus, but I might be a bit prejudiced because of how endearing it was in Percy Jackson.
1. Hippalectryon.
“HIPPALEKTRYON DE BRUYERE” by Fabian Palmari
I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. It’s part horse, part rooster, specifically in that order: the Hippalectryon has the head (and sometimes front legs) of a horse and the hind legs, body, and wings of a rooster. Its function and any notable myths about it remain unknown, but Aristophanes described it as “an awkward looking creature.”
I’d imagine so, Aristrophanes, I’d imagine so.
Loki’s song in episode 3
(Norwegian lyrics + English translation)
I stormsvarte fjell, jeg vandrer alene Over isbreen tar jeg meg frem I eplehagen står møyen den vene og synger “når kommer du hjem?”
Men traner danser og fossene stanser når hun synger, hun synger “kom hjem” When she sings, she sings “come home”
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In storm-black mountains, I wander alone Over the glacier I make my way In the apple garden stands the maiden fair and sings, “When will you come home?”
But cranes dance and the waterfalls stop when she sings, she sings “Come home” When she sings, she sings “Come home”
