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shark vs the universe

Love Begins
occasionally subtle

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
RMH

oozey mess
cherry valley forever

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Origami Around
Xuebing Du
will byers stan first human second

Discoholic 🪩
taylor price
Mike Driver
Fai_Ryy

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@theunicornincaptivity
the greatest line delivery of all time
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All right, hold on – is there anyone in this room who wasn't grown in a tube by a shadowy quasi-governmental conspiracy as a living weapon? Anyone at all?
Mine was a sphere
you guys got your own containers? I was grown in a high-capacity vat with the rest of my batch
Bougie mf over here with a high-capacity vat acting like they were soooo much worse off than those of us grown from the fucking SOIL
Fuck y'all, I'm going back to the ditch ooze.
I think I might be in the wrong meeting room but I brought cookies if anyone wants one.
the odyssey (2026)
your watermelon?
i don’t think so
My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]
Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026
stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple
'species' in h.r. giger's film design - morpheus international (1996)
I think about The Man of the Hole so often. 27 years alone. 27 years with no one to speak to but strangers to wave to. Survived a genocide, a massacre that killed everyone he had ever known and later, an assassination attempt. He still tried to warn researches about the traps he built. He was only about 60 when he died in 2022. The people who tormented him in life later desecrated his grave.
I do think it is important to share the stories of the Lone Woman of San Nicolas Island and Ishi and the countless other indigenous people who experienced the profound trauma of being the last survivor but it is important to remember that the last Aboriginal families in Australia to be contacted by Europeans were resettled in the 1980s and the Indian government has proposed a plan that will mean total genocide for the Shompen people. The total eradication of indigenous peoples, their cultures, their languages, their ways of life, is not something which occurred in a distant ugly past but an ongoing process.
Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty
im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams
my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry
another one for the collection, gang.
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.