what is this i don't even.

Hi. Just a twenty-something fiction writer with a Tumblr she doesn't know how to use or what to do with. No biggie.

[magehand]

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[madeyed-screamer]

same

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[hearthsandhistory]

“Okay Steve, it’s your turn. You are chained up and there’s a crowd of people booing at you. You kneel down in front of the chopping block and the executioner moves towards you. Roll your dex save.”

“Natural 20, nice! I flip out and start Ninja-kicking people with my sweet Ranger moves.”

“Nope, your head gets cut off. You lose. Ned is dead.”

“What the fuck, Jerry? I rolled a natural 20! Dave’s character Sansa literally set this up so I wouldn’t die! We spent like the whole session last week talking about it!”

“Fuck you, Steve. That’s what you get for asking Mary to the Halloween dance.” 

[anon--h]

“Bill, no. You can’t marry every girl in the kingdom. You already promised to marry that one NPC, its against your alignment to break that oath.”

“Eh, when is he going to find out anyway?”

“Whelp, good job. Both you and your mother are dead.”

“What the fuck Jerry?!”

[cosmictuesdays]

So all the new characters that keep coming up in each book are the DM’s way of apologizing to everyone and let them stay in the campaign? I love this!

[millionfish]

I’m trying to pitch this idea to myself to see if I like it, and I think I do. Working title right now is Home Beings. Inked the whole thing with a green gel pen because Why Not. 

[spones]

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

here have a fucking bottle of ketchup snake

[voordeel-ts]

Hannibal || Glitter & Gold

[kenshiki]

[urdchama]

[weloveshortvideos]

“Bye little Bird”

[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

[passivites]

real art

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

PLEASE unmute for this video

[loshka]

hello 911 i’d like to report a big fucking cloud stealing my super moon eclipse 

[halfwayspokenheart]

has this been done yet

[uzlolzu-deactivated20181203]

It’s been a while since I made any comics and I’ve had this idea for a while, so I gave it a shot because I think it’s sort of cute. Elf children. Yay.

Saffran/Esche’tu (cutest elf child), Nénuro (longest hair) and Asegedeche (prettiest scholar) are all mine.

[niyarest]

nya :3c

[jeaniefranklins]

joseph fink is not even in the vicinity of fucking around on twitter today

[propheticfire]

Mermaid Re-Animator

I am trash. I am complete trash.

[emmamunger-blog]

Here’s my Jurassic Park Pin-up Flash Sheet! Available right HERE on my Big Cartel <3 

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN

[bluecollarfilm]

Felt (2015)

Amy is hanging on by a thread. Struggling to cope with past sexual trauma and the daily aggressions of a male-dominated society, she creates grotesquely-costumed alter egos that reappropriate the male form. While giving her the sense of power she craves, acting as these characters pushes her further into a world of her own making. When she begins a new relationship with a seemingly good guy, she opens herself up to him - but that vulnerability comes at a dangerous cost, and her alter egos threaten to lash out in explosive violence.