excited, wild, and honest as the day

[funky-sea-cryptid]

imagine being one of the first people to watch macbeth imagine the fucking drama if that was me i would leave the globe theatre with my 15th century friends like “i canneth believe that macbeth killed banquo the only one he ever caredth about” id lay awake at night in my shitty bed like “holy fuck i dideth just see that” id go to work on my embroidery and be thinking “is it just i who thinks macduff and malcolms lips doth touch offstage?” i would live my 15th century life forever changed, obsessed with a play i saw once

[funky-sea-cryptid]

imagine being one of the first people to watch macbeth imagine the fucking drama if that was me i would leave the globe theatre with my 15th century friends like “i canneth believe that macbeth killed banquo the only one he ever caredth about” id lay awake at night in my shitty bed like “holy fuck i dideth just see that” id go to work on my embroidery and be thinking “is it just i who thinks macduff and malcolms lips doth touch offstage?” i would live my 15th century life forever changed, obsessed with a play i saw once

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[darnitjack]

You could try talking to some of us.

[papasmoke]

Sure here’s a question for you, hows goes the denomination that sheltered offending pedophile clergy members in my city in positions of power when I was a kid? Have fun burning on the top floor asshole.

[shittysawtraps]

Good morning Mrs. Saw, I hope you slept well. As you can see before you on the table is a healthy breakfast, consisting of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages, a glass of orange juice and a toasted piece of bread, all of which I cooked for you. In 45 minutes I will take the food off the table and start doing the dishes, no matter if you're done eating or not. The time begins now, tick tock Mrs. Saw.

[rey-wan-kenobi]

via bettedavisgf: #this is just phantom thread

[oscmints-library]

gays reblog this and put in the tags what your unironic Dad Trait is

[foulserpent]

pride discourse is always coming from ppl who definitely do not actually go to pride events tho like ppl going “let [sexuality] be at pride!” “let closeted people be at pride!” “let bi people with cishet partners be at pride!” like as if its a ticketed event where you have to passionately make out with another man or another woman to prove worthy of entrance, rather than usually like. a street fair that they cant even legally prevent homophobic protesters from attending

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME THE "HEY MOM" IN AN INCREASINGLY UPSET TONE OMFGGGGGJGDJGVF

[mandapandaaaa]

Everyone say it with me: THANK YOU BLACK VOTERS AND ORGANIZERS

[schruutes]

#ME IRL

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

hey just so you know op supports the ottoman conquest of constantinople :/

Oh fuck deleted I’m sorry :/ long live the Imperator may Rome root out the Saracen scourge

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[900wounds]

I’m screaming lmfao

[pusheenqueen]

OK the only one i get is the ratatiouie guy bc he just resonates power and being mean turns me on

[masonicbeheadingritual]

📣📣📣

[stream]

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[neutralbacteria]

[tami-taylors-hair]

Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

[utopians]

"real rednecks aren't racist! real punks can't be bigots! real (insert x social group) can't-"

[rey-wan-kenobi]

happy fathers day to the man who (in the special qualifications section of his resume) put “sobriety” and “raising a daughter” and got the job

[rey-wan-kenobi]

me looking up from my phone to listen to my father’s near ecclesiastical “annihilation” style awe talking about the squirrel that disintegrated in his pool