MAX JÄGERMAN

hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.

HAH absoLUTELY

(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ❤️)

random-hatchetfield-high-student

Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that

so I um I wore it in front of him yesterday and was like, “hey look! Bow ties are actually cool! I’m cool, and I’m wearing a bow tie!” Then he gave me a weird face and said “sure…” under his breath. We kept having a normal conversation after that but does my boyfriend not think I’m cool?? Idk sorry for ranting I need to get him something to make up for whatever I did

random-hatchetfield-high-student

hey woah. Don't get him shit. He sounds like a dickhead.

hey! That’s not… true…

random-hatchetfield-high-student

it's very true.

uh, well… how do you know?! You don’t even know him! Anyway, I already made a gift basket. I don’t know how to get it to him though… I think I’ll ask max, he plays football !

@fuck-n3rds if you give that gift basket to him you're not coming over this weekend. punch him for me pls <3

Oh uh okay

Love you babe <3

stuck-working-at-miss-retros

Wsp Max.

@stuck-working-at-miss-retros

Yooo hows it going Brenda

It’s going alright, ig. Just this weather is gonna make me die.

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Ahh yeah thats fair

You can do it though i believe it

Wsp Max.

@stuck-working-at-miss-retros

Yooo hows it going Brenda

Peteee can you ask Max to make people go to my show? I keep asking people but there isn't not a lot of reception :(( I'm down on my knees begging ;3

@ruths-spotlight

I was about to ask and then you added the winky face. No <3

ruths-spotlight

Oh come on Pete! Don't be a bully!! Just ask him. Pleaseeeee :( On my knees without a winky face. I guess ://

better. @fuck-n3rds babe Ruth wants you to make people go to her show please (also we're going. you don't get a choice)

..........fine

I'll tell Kyle and Jason. They like theater I think???

Brenda and Stace will most likely get more of their girl friends to come along

What do you want to be if you grow up?

Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff

be my husband 😋

Ngh okay

hello can I borrow one of your purple bow ties my football-boyfriend said that only nerdy prudes wear them so I want one to wear out of spite.

HAH absoLUTELY

(and you can also tell my football-boyfriend (@fuck-n3rds)who it is and he'll whack some sense into them ❤️)

#hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #rp blog #hatchetblr #npmd rp #rp ask blog #max jägerman #peter spankoffski #max jagerman

Oh yeah I'll gladly beat someone up I love doing that

What do you want to be if you grow up?

Idk i should probably start thinking abt that sorta stuff

#npmd rp #hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #rp blog #max jägerman #npmd max #npmd roleplay #hatchetblr

SHITSHITSHIT

*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*

Nooohoooo 😓😓

*he does not seem successful*

@eggthan-gr33n

*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*

"You alright over there, dude?"

*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

Yeah um

Uh

My keys kinda

*'phewwwww doink' falling sound effect*

*he seems quite embarrassed, but not surprised, almost as if this happened many, many times before*

#hatchetfield roleplay #hatchetfield rp #max npmd #max jagerman #npmd rp #max jägerman #rp blog

Well shit...

*he looks around to see if there's a way to get the keys back*

Have you ever had this before...? Maybe some guy who works in the sewers can get them for you

...

Do people work in sewers?

SHITSHITSHIT

*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*

Nooohoooo 😓😓

*he does not seem successful*

@eggthan-gr33n

*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*

"You alright over there, dude?"

*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

if it’s not micro then does that mean @fuck-n3rds calls you macro Peter now? :p

no he just calls me babe :p

Hell YEAH I DO

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

I'd be a shark

hammerhead next question

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK

YK

Oh those are sick bro

did you just call me bro.

...

Nerd

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

I'd be a shark

hammerhead next question

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

NOOOO NONONO IM SAYING YOUD BE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK

YK

Oh those are sick bro

taking "fuck nerds" a bit litteraly there ain't you

(@eggthan-gr33n)

Ssshhh shh shut up bro

that's what the government wants me to do tho

Nerd fucker

At least he tastes good

Pardon the fuck did my ears just get cursed with?

Fuck off bro

I'm... glad you two are having fun???

I am so sorry about him.

EXCUSE ME?

Dont apologise for me I can do that for myself

And i wont

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question

I'd be a shark

hammerhead next question

Are you saying ive been hit on the head with a hammer

Are you calling me stupit

apparently @eggthan-gr33n can debone me like a fish so now im wondering what kind of fish me and my friends could be

Goldfish with bigass eyes, fish in heat, cool fish and strange blue guppie. Next question