Yikes

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ftonews]

Blue lives matters is just another way for racist to be racist. Keep your blue lives matters to yourself.

Creator • @mattxiv

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[spookyold-saintjm]

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

[onyxai]

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

Have you been an extra in movies?

no but ive been extra in Real Life

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[addy95]

Nature is beautiful

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[dicksmasher]

Reblog to curse your mutuals

[tinyflamegod]

do you like the color of scooby doo?

[synge-street-deactivated2024112]

scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are landowners

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: @god why don’t I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain’t like his eyebrows

[grawly]

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

[grawly]

[6eanr]

this says tubr

[grawly]

it was the 90s 

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

[thebootydiaries]

Friend: why are you crying?

Me: I'm just so beautiful

[officialjiggly]

when u run out of data for the month

[yourcutestories]

This oxygen mask is bullshit I look nothing like oxygen

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[chutzpadik-moved-deactivated201]

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”