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It's great your married. I'm not. Don't ask me if I get lonely. Don't judge my friends for going out. Don't make me feel like shit because I want to.

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It's great your married. I'm not. Don't ask me if I get lonely. Don't judge my friends for going out. Don't make me feel like shit because I want to.
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look
The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look
The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift
The last one tho .^^^
the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit
The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit
The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit
The “without me?” outfit
The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”
The “u got kik” outfit
The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit
Dodging bullets
this is my favourite poem ever
MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE
I’m losing my mind
so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain’t ever out of season we ain’t ever out of season
People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:
Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park
They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.
Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:
And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:
…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.
And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for. It looks a little different in the summer though:
but in the winter it looks just like you think it would
Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes
There’s the fjords in Newfoundland
Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall
We even have beaches…really nice ones too!
…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!
seeing people in ouija board sweaters
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
give it to me
And in the end, when he leaves, you’ll understand why storms are named after people.
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