[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I’m obsessed with closing my eyes. Like? Goodbye world

[noahnomore]

[pewgfist-deactivated20230821]

Fr

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[sensorytusks]

🍭💕🌸

Tasty Pink Korby board for @sharkiethedork

🍓🍭🌸|🍭🍓🍭|🌸🍭🍓

[darkstarverity-deactivated20210]

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[honeysuggestion]

what if we kissed... while carving pumpkins.. and while baking those halloween sugar cookies with spooky shapes on them... hahah i’m just kidding.,,.. unless..??

[oukime]

selfies: 

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[quadricolor-deactivated20211220]

Patrick's watches are by far the funniest thing in the world to me rn

[delindaarts]

my mans was drippin too hard

[psychwardgenius]

Yall notice how he's losing his phalanges? He definitely had an opposable thumb on the first image.... By the fourth it's just a curly noodle.

[antimony-ore]

It’s ok, they’ll grow back 😂

[savethelifeofmychild]

trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

BTW you are not working for some kind of orwellian megacorp you are working at a little coffeeshop owned by a pleasant blonde woman who uses the scheduling app because its convenient and your apartment complex is a small one with only 10 units and the office staff is friendly but they dont really make the decisions and things are so normal you can convince yourself that things are normal and pleasant and everything is so convenient

[tianasweets]

Moana + Seashells ♡

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[peacemode]

[darksteel-relic]

[bikwin5]

[bonginspector]

We all do

[retrotvblr]

THE MUPPET SHOW (1976 - 1981)  —1.19 Special Guest: Vincent Price

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Webbed is a wonderful web-slinging arachnid platforming adventure starring a ridiculously cute little spider.

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Steam) 

[stability]