A powderkeg of slutty energy.

 sn0wghost made my icon thingie.

[grawly]

[lavenderpanda-deactivated202604]

[paintingispoetry]

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

[sexhaver]

[fisherfurbearer]

[fuckingickyricky]

Guys i’m gonna delete my tumblr

Let me know if u want my socials before i disappear from your life forever

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[catchymemes]

[inthefallofasparrow]

table tennis

[lakevida]

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

[itmeansapricot]

#listen...tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn't extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[markchilly-deactivated20240228]

Watched the lighthouse.

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

[valtsv]

[ms-demeanor]

Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.

[lumenflower-deactivated20220122]

come on sis…

[red-king4]

[enigmatic-scorpion]

Wtf

[nuriie-deactivated20250116]

Uncle Roger is crying into his rice cooker

[bombshellbre95]

This bitch done pissed me the fuck off

[misschristy-2010]

[stdrawberries-lemonade]

[navigaero]

(x)

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[lioconvoy]

Someone on a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Facebook group used some sort of app to give some He-Man action figures anime eyes.

It is simultaneously the most hilarious and most cursed thing I’ve ever seen:

[spidermanifested]

i guess because i watch a lot of ytps and Extremely Specific Memey Video Edits youtube recommended me a video called “lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says itll be the farthest hes ever been” which is over 9 hours long and i zoned out completely and got a full hour and 20 minutes in before coming to my senses and realizing “what the fuck why am i watching this”. i can now perfectly recall the entire clip used in the video from beginning to end whenever i close my eyes ((birds cawing) “this is it” “this is what” “if i take one more step itll be the farthest away from home ive ever been” (birds cawing) “come on sam”) and let me tell you it is EVERY time he takes a step after the first time that scene plays. whoever edited this together has powers and abilities i fear and envy and pity all at once. anyways now youtube is recommending me sam/frodo amvs

[spidermanifested]

this is the video if anyone has 9 hours 18 minutes and 38 seconds to spare watching the entire fellowship of the ring but with three million percent more “sam and frodo standing in a field saying the same thing at each other”

[doggirlpaws]

Okay, I also watched the entire thing and this synopsis is wrong. It's not every step sam takes. Several times he takes a step and the clip doesn't play. I thought they just missed a few here and there, but then I noticed that it was only times when he takes a step backwards or in a perpendicular direction from The Shire

So not only did this insane genius track down every single footstep, they compared it to a map to make sure that particular step would ACTUALLY take him father away from home than he's ever been

[spidermanifested]

well as i said i only managed an hour and 20 minutes of it so i defer to your assessment on the matter. my point stands (and is in fact strengthened) that whoever made this is some kind of hell wizard

also i need to ask after knowing you actually watched the whole thing: are you okay.

[memewhore]

[luisonte]

[thatonelonelydwaggy]

:(

[sulota]

The sheer chaos in this is my vibe