Where the devil are my slippers?

I write, act, draw and kind of sing... ok i don't sing. I literally don't know what i'm doing with my life but i blame the alcohol. Dearie, Rumbeller, Oncer, I'm a Bowl of Soup and so are you. Mutant and proud! I love James May, Peter Capaldi, James...

[fuckingnamechoise]

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[dreaming-of-imladris]

Jefferson was the token hot guy in John Adams, thanks to Stephen Dillane.

[emanuela-the-maniac]

Charles Dance as Erik in The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

[blueeyedstark]

Lol I see these ship wars on my dash between Jon x Sansa and Dany x Jon. But my favs are Petyr x Sansa shippers who just seem to want to tie Aidan Gillen to their bed and never let him go 😁😁😁

[teampetyrbaelish]

#it just really amuses me #you go people😁👏👏👏  (via @blueeyedstark)

[baedangillen-deactivated2021060]

same

[fuckingnamechoise]

Fuck this man

[fairytaleasoldastime]

Robert Carlyle at  2017 Alumni Match Legends & Stars on September 16, 2017

[fuckingnamechoise]

Fuck

[molinaesque]

James McAvoy was staggered when his co-star, Charles Dance appeared before him completely naked on set, because the veteran star was surprisingly well-endowed. While wardrobe had ensured they would not have to strip off completely for the scene, Dance was determined to show off his assets. McAvoy says, “Lindsay (Duncan) wore something that covered her up so she looks naked though she wasn’t. “But Charles shocked us by coming down the stairs stark naked! When the wardrobe assistant offered to cover him up, he said, ‘No need, darling.’ I have to say the man is quite an Adonis, Younger men felt quite threatened!”

#NEKKID TYWIN

[joannalannister]

Is Charles Dance real?

no need, darling

No need, darling

NO NEED, DARLING

[linndechir]

This is the only post on tumblr that could possibly be better than Charles Dance dancing in that tight red skirt.

Also, can we please have some fic now that has Tywin saying “no need, darling”?

[the-female-gaze]

I don’t really have anything to add, just thought I should reblog so now more people will know that apparently Charles Dance has a giant dick.

[molinaesque]

“You know who has a really big dick?”

[fuckingnamechoise]

fuck

[fuckingnamechoise]

Where can i see the video of Charles Dance playing the ukelele?  PLEASE HELP

[fuckingnamechoise]

Is that Red in the car with Katarina?

[danidery]

there they are, the collective groans of my followers as i come back with nothing new. just another shipment of stans

[the-moonlight-witch]

[hntrgurl13]

GRUNK 2016!

Because Stan has a gesture he’d like to share with you.

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[will5nevercome]

Irresistible

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[doublelinthemorning]

Why are people so damn thirsty for Rumplestiltskin? He ain’t that great

[thestraggletag]

Nah, he totally is.

[ishtarelisheba]

The hell he ain’t.

[unwanted-animal]

You come into my tag. You insult my thirst.

[shipperqueen93]

Get back in your lane! The thirst is real for Rumple

[mrs-stiltskin]

Fuck that. Rumplestiltskin IS this show. And my thirst is unslakeable. Nnnngh. Yum.

[rachiepsays25]

He makes me pretty thirsty though

[anonymousnerdgirl]

I just want to lick his neck… Slurp.

[thestraggletag]

I’m all about the nape myself.

[anonymousnerdgirl]

Also very tempting.

[letstalkdisneyk]

I man smack dat booty

[anonymousnerdgirl]

^^^^

[thescholarlystrumpet]

I love the replies on this post 😂😂😂

Stay thirsty, dearies 😘

[violetfaust]

The thirst continues.

[violetfaust]

It’s Sunday and I’m getting thirsty…

Originally posted by desperatemurph

Farewell floof

[emospritelet]

Yeah, I could use a Gold drink right now…

[ripperblackstaff]

There you go, my Spritey

[emospritelet]

Ripper, I know I’ll drink most things, but I draw the line at furniture polish. Send @mr-r-gold to me, I’d swallow something of his

[ripperblackstaff]

Would you eat liquid gold ?

[emospritelet]

THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I ORDERED!

[ripperblackstaff]

I drop this here, for I know you will appreciate the phallic symbol overtopped by the object of your thirst. This is as close as I could get it.

[woodelf68]

It’s better than the furniture cleaner/polish; that stuff reeks to high heaven. My mom used to make me do all our cabinets with it. What this post needs is a crotch shot, however. 

[sensitive-inferno]

I love this thread.

Needs some Dark Strut, though.

Originally posted by scotsaddict

[crazyk9notalady]

The OP sounds like my mom. We should all contribute to a charity for the blind. I feel so bad for them :( 

Seriously though, without Rumple OUAT wouldn’t be shit! 

[pinchtheprincess]

I’ll swallow all the liquid Gold … oh yes, you heard that right.

[violetfaust]

Sunday reblog.

[emospritelet]

Yay, it’s back on my dash! I’m DYING for a drink here

[anonymousnerdgirl]

Y'all are thirsty freaks. So am I!

[abovethemists]

This post has 500 notes I’m surprised the OP hasn’t deleted. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via @snickers)

[conspicuouslad]

Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy

[fuckingnamechoise]

I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THAT THE BIBLE HAS MORE FANFICTION THAN THE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY TRILOGY.