it's only rock 'n' roll

Russ. 24. Bi guy. Chubby dude. Grunge punx. Field hockey goalie. Total nerd. Complete weirdo. Livin it up in Landan.

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[etakeh]

THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

[magsgotswags]

This is an excellent shieldwall. 

[charlesoberonn]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[ellewritesfiction]

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

[itsmayaflor]

[mrjinx87]

FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!

[not-caused-by-those-who-love]

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

[comicsareforkids]

Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 21 2020 - Protesters at the courthouse in Portland dearrest a comrade who was being arrested by one of the anonymous federal troops.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[theriu]

Me: So what's up, gang?

Gang Leader: A little birdie told me we got a narc in our gang, and we gotta flush 'em out. Could be any of us. Could be YOU-

Me: Oh yeah, it's totally me, I'm the narc.

Gang: ?!?!?!?!?

Gang Leader: You... you're just gonna come out and say it like that?!?

Me: Sure, there's no shame in it. It's not contagious, in fact it's a very normal medical condizzzzzzzzzzz....

Gang Member: (punches me awake) You idiot, I thought we had a narc like a cop, not like NARCOLEPSY!

Me: Ohhhh, whoops! Haha, easy mistake!

Gang Leader: I can't even believe you sometimes. (everyone walks off laughing)

Me: ... (into hidden mic, smugly) HQ, they bought it. I told you it would worzzzzzzzzz...

HQ: (sighs) You really need to get that treated.

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(A/N: Inspired by my brother's recent sleep problems and the realization that I couldn't waste a perfectly good pun XD)

[theconcealedweapon]

[bowditch]

PUNK IS WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO HAVING TOTAL CONTROL. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[discworldquotes]

Vimes closed his eyes, and thought about cigar smoke and flowing drink and laconic voices. There were people who’d steal money from people. Fair enough. That was just theft. But there were people who, with one easy word, would steal the humanity from people. That was something else.

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms (via discworldquotes)

[thelovergirljasmine]

[immaplatypus]

Here’s the change.org petition to have the Morris County Police Department re-investigate his case.  Feel free to add any other petitions or support links you can find. This has to stop.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

a recent article says the investigation is ongoing. the local blm organization is involved and pushing for the state attorney to get involved.

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

Ignorant fools/racists:

More white people are killed by cops that black people.

This guy:

Nope.

[allcops]

Clip ‘n save.

[antifainternational]

“You can stop saying that dumb shit.”

[cavernario-galindo]

[blueskyfeverdreams]

Fuck all cops.

[lagonegirl]

I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!

[theboykingofhell]

his name is stephen mader and not only did he refuse to shoot, he actively wanted to help the man (ronald ‘rj’ williams) because he could tell that he was only acting out because of mental illness. rj williams was suicidal and holding an unloaded gun and, while mader didn’t shoot him, a fellow officer (ryan kuzma) did and murdered him on the spot. here is the source and here’s to hoping rj williams gets justice

[socialistexan]

“Saying the words ‘Just shoot me’ sent up the red flag that he was just trying to harm himself and no one else … That’s what made me make my decision. He needed help” I hate this fucking world. The guy was actually trying to do his job by actually desculating the situation the right way (desculating these days apparently just means shoot them) and was fired for “failing to eliminate a threat.”

[critgemhero]

HE WON THE LAWSUIT AND GOT $175,000

[aphrican-aphrodite]

I read this whole story. It is wild !! The conversations between him and his ex coworkers about what went down that day 😧😶

Listen to it all here:

What Happened When A White Cop Decided Not to Shoot a Black Man

A shocking story of police and lethal force. Just not the one you might expect.

[uncleromeo]

when I say there are no good cops, this is part of the reason why.

“good cops” lose their jobs for doing the right thing.

“good cops” die mysteriously after whistleblowing.

“good cops” are forced to choose between their livelihood and becoming just like the rest.

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[deadkennedysandattractivemen]

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

[motherfuckin-pajamas-deactivate]

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

[garbageratzz]

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

[doyounoelyourenemy]

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

[thebigphantheory-deactivated-de]

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes