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damnlexa

That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

diaphdiaph

this was so pure

keatonpatti

bisexualgambit

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

bisexualgambit

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things.

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag.

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc.

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.”

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room.

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison.

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

hamletthedane

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese”

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

sadisgates

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

bisexualgambit

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

emeraldboreas-deactivated201809

This is the quality content I signed up for

hara-kiri

mood

kingikana-deactivated20170826

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

2000ish

the-kellin-under-the-vic

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

joleebindo-blog

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

awesomevines

deweypetal-deactivated20161009

LMFAO

mcdungeon

guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body

raptorific

I thought the babadook was an anime thing until like two weeks ago, I didn’t realize it was from like a recent movie I thought it was from like a mid-2000s anime

raptorific

this guy on the right, that’s what I thought the babadook was, I don’t know what anime this is but when people reference the babadook that’s who I thought they were talking about

brokebitch2006

If you didn’t know what to search for then how did you find this picture?

raptorific

I searched for “grinning anime demon” and scrolled for like a billion years until I found a drawing some kid did of this guy and then I did a Search By Image which told me his name, which I then searched again to find the image on this post. Are you happy you “exposed” how much energy went into my finding a picture of the guy I thought was the babadook? Has this in some way enriched your life?