#FuckWutUHeard

[thebootydiaries]

boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight

me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[adventuresofanasshole]

[liberalsarecool]

This should be in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. #TrumpChicken

[mysharona1987]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[taco-bell-rey]

[echomortis]

[pomeranian2]

[twitterlols]

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[nojillnolife]

[bumhol]

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[helloimdumbo-deactivated2022050]

let me be her