Not Your Typical Coping Mechanism

Made by a cancer patient for cancer patients.

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Trying a kale and spinach "anti-cancer" drink for the first time:

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After finding Breaking Bad on Netflix:

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What I tell my bone marrow after my blood counts recover:

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What the volunteer musicians say as they enter the oncology floor:

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After I submit a urine sample without the nurse even having to ask:

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Describing what a chemo-induced headache feels like...

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When the nurse tells you how good you looked - past tense - prior to getting cancer

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After getting home from the clinic

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That awkward moment after someone reacts positively to hearing that "I feel fantastic!"

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After the doctor announces that it's time for more chemo:

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After a week on steroids

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When the infusion pump alarms just as you fall asleep...

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When you get the results indicating you need a transfusion

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The Day After Chemo...

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After they de-access my port

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What sometimes goes through my mind after returning to public life and people look at me like I have cancer or something