all the dave. all of it.

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[litzing]

The Last Starmachine

When modern problems require ancient solutions.

Title: The Last Starmachine

Author: @litzing

Word Count: 1513

The ceiling, emblazoned with a fractal map of the universe that must have taken thousands of cycles to complete, hangs over me like a midnight sky as I cross the grand cavern to the very last Starmachine. With tears in my eyes and a smile on my lips, I gaze up at the culmination of my life’s work, a tall, mysterious cylinder covered in carved runes that looms over the cavern like a monument to the heavens. I reach out to touch the structure, but I hesitate right before my fingertips can brush the stone and withdraw my hand. There’s more to be done before I can enjoy my discovery.

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[stabsinthe-archive]

hey friends! i have a spare ticket to the LUDO SHOW in st louis on oct 27! its the late show (11pm), and its a 21+ BALCONY SEAT!!!!!! if youre willing to sit avec moi then hmu, first come first serve

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

# l…l…ludo??? which ludo???

friend i am abt to rock your world. im talking about LUDO. youre awful i love you ludo. prepare the preparations ludo. broken bride ludo. ludo that broke up for almost ten years then came back for ONE NIGHT ONLY ludo. if that doesnt sweeten the deal then idk what does!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

and the tickets are HERE

SECOND ROW SEATS 1 AND 2

[stabsinthe-archive]

hey friends! i have a spare ticket to the LUDO SHOW in st louis on oct 27! its the late show (11pm), and its a 21+ BALCONY SEAT!!!!!! if youre willing to sit avec moi then hmu, first come first serve

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

# l...l...ludo??? which ludo???

friend i am abt to rock your world. im talking about LUDO. youre awful i love you ludo. prepare the preparations ludo. broken bride ludo. ludo that broke up for almost ten years then came back for ONE NIGHT ONLY ludo. if that doesnt sweeten the deal then idk what does!!!!!!!!!!!

[stabsinthe-archive]

hey friends! i have a spare ticket to the LUDO SHOW in st louis on oct 27! its the late show (11pm), and its a 21+ BALCONY SEAT!!!!!! if youre willing to sit avec moi then hmu, first come first serve

[verquo]

IT'S COMMISSION TIME BIH!!!

Hey it’s your friendly neighborhood cryptid here saying that he is offering commissions now that my schedule is working with him! Y'all want examples? I’ll give you examples: LINEART/SIMPLE COLOR : 15$ (+5$ per extra character)

COMPLEX COLOR: 25$ (+5$ PER EXTRA CHARACTER// +10$ FOR BACKGROUND)

——————— CAN DOS:  > Fan Art > Guro  > Pairing (as long as characters are 18+) CAN DON'TS: > fetish art  > heavy porn  > mecha  > shady things involving minors Y'ALL INTERESTED? Shoot me a message/ask on my main @nephilii or e-mail me at [email protected] Payments will be done through paypal. Please spread the word and have a good day! ✌

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

happy 4/13 yall

[gorey-wog-homestuck]

Goretober #2: Extra Limbs/Eyes/etc.

“Frankly his brother makes you a little nervous.”

[textsize-moved-deactivated20190]

i just…. i just couldnt help myself.

[scatterpunkmoved-deactivated201]

so what if the guardians were on derse and bro was strung up like a marionette puppet

[msphamletmachine]

[scatterpunkmoved-deactivated201]

my muscle study accidentally turned into bro strider???

[starlightfae]

Why Dave Wasn't The Space Player

[omnibrotent]

(he shouldnt have been the void player either)

[retep911]

(being a life player would be just as bad)

[seffosaurus]

Welcome to the New Age Intermission.

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

Whom does Dave love? Did he ever love Jade in real or was it hoax?

dave is literally dating karkat

[fuckyeahdavestrider]

sorry friends, i posted a selfie to the wrong blog. this blog is all striders, all the time, forever.

[ikimaru]

based on thiss

remember when Dave wanted to tag along on their dates lmao

[scatterpunkmoved-deactivated201]

this is a part of the same project, but i’ll be damned if i don’t love it on its own