good eye, sniper

Emily i'm a meme loving fuck Icon by @ryegarden

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[livewrre]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[pangur-and-grim]

pisses me off the way he uses this bed

[fratricide]

why is this image on my dash unironically

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

this is tight

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

this is dope as fuck

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty.

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[michel-foucko]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[hermitofminkhollow]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[daggerprometheus]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[cheeselovingdawg]

Yo i bet squidwards eating a cravvy Patty

[dogpuppy]

[duckprintspress]

Reblog and tell me how old your username is.

[3000s]

the next tumblr beef is over whether you've jacked off at work or not, with one side overcompensating going "heh... you lame unemployed losers havent even jacked off at work?" and the other side being like "if you've ever jacked off at work you belong in jail"

[3000s]

manifesting

[dizzy-pup]

People will go on and on about shitting on company time but you so much as suggest busting a fat nut on the clock and suddenly everyone's a pearl-clutching puritan 🙄

[kittiescatlover]

(Going around speaking to kitties) Hello. What is your power? Hello. What is your power?

[rickybabyboy]

mine is tiger power

[teathattast]

[the-big-mood]

[isuggestdemonsummoning-deactiva]

you know the drill

like to charge, reblog to cast

[unlimitedgoats]

If you’re using Skype you should dump it and get Discord instead!

Pros:

Cleaner, easier to navigate interface

Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)

You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want

Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

Video chat

Linux client

Cons:

All your friends aren’t on it

But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

[tehjai]

Since Discord first became a thing, it has added:

friends lists

group chats

changeable statuses

search function

and a hell of a lot more!  Also this is a huge shout out to any of my friends who still use Skype – I don’t use it, I use Discord.  Mail me and I’ll shoot you my details :)

[gauntletqueen]

Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.

[teatimejess]

Discord uses it’s own servers to host calls instead of relying on a user host like skype :0

[moonie-presence]

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[faffreux]

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

[sharkdoggg-deactivated20260327]

fuck my life February

[dogpuppy]

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[st5lker]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[parasite-core]

date her mom