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Im just here to have a good time

[sharkfiinn]

so that one yiga side quest huh

[moonlight-dove]

Arthur Miller, The Crucible: A Play in Four Acts

[fuckyoutoodolphin]

It is time to attempt to have a roster again

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[bobbole]

For the colonized, life can only materialize from the rotting cadaver of the colonist.

Frantz Fanon

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[da-pitt]

[rainbow-femme]

When it comes to “we didn’t even kiss” as bad as it was I feel like if roles were reversed and Ilya was the one who didn’t get kissed and it was Shane’s choice not to kiss him, that would have been an entirely different level of fallout

Ilya had a hard enough time when he was the one choosing not to kiss Shane, but if Shane slept with him and never kissed him and then left like it was nothing? Mr. Gives Little Forehead Kisses After He Gets Plowed?

Absolutely not. Ilya is face down on the floor. Alexa play sad music heartbreak full volume. Shane Cottage Tour on. Shane Cottage Tour off. Shane Cottage Tour on mute. Text Marly cancel jello shots at club have tuberculosis incurable see you Monday. Google texts that say I am so cool and don’t care about kissing I didn’t even notice did you notice because I didn’t. Text Sveta why men terrible except not him except especially him I mean her I mean girls.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[shanesloverboy]

Shane, 5 seconds after touching sweaty Ilya's hand for the first time at the tender age of 18: I must break up with my girlfriend immediately

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[hotvampireadjacent]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

it's very special to me that as people find out about hollanov they make the obvious assumption (like david) that it's recent, likely that it started up either around the time they were planning their charity or a few months before ilya goes to the centaurs and the ones who think it's been longer think it was like maybe a year prior to the trade probably and that would be 3 years together before they get married aw how sweet and then I like to imagine that ilya makes an anniversary post like "happy one year married, twelve together" and literally everyone in the hockey world is like happy WHAT

[3000s]

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together