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he/him / 22 / don't know / bald

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[zeelatunes]

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[segamascott]

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[masturbatress]

Lestat

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[tgirlmaomao]

oh you smell 'funny'? well let me have a giggle

[kosmogrl]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[huffylemon]

[t4nku-deactivated20240405]

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation