“Dadada~!! The Cab!!”
My banner is canon btw MePhone decided to be homophobic and edit out their kiss in the final cut of the episode😔
Hellohellohello to everyone here on Tumblr!! My name is Cabby and I am Inanimate Island’s most avid yaoi enjoyer and enthusiast. I collect general information from all sides of any and everything, but yaoi holds a special place in my heart. This is why some people have called me “Wikipedia on wheels” and a similar AO3 counterpart of that nickname! xD
People often call me an invasive stalker for my constant observation of the queers around me, but seriously, I swear, I don’t mean to intrude… (◞‸◟)
Nickloon is my OTP, but Payjay comes to a close second when they aren’t yelling at me ¬_¬
Not to brag, but penmanship is very quick! That’s one of the only things nearly everyone compliments me for ^v^’
I use she/her pronouns (and possibly they/them if you must), and I am a lesbian.
I am a bit shy and socially anxious so please be patient with me (I’ll warm up to you eventually I promise Ú-Ù) <- This also may vary considering I’m online :D
This blog will mostly include talk about my findings and general life as a mother of 1 (Lunchbox <3) and member of a very happy harem (aka a polycule consisting of me, Taco, Suitcase, Microphone, MePad, and Knife. Taco and Suitcase are my wives <3).
I am very heavy and it is hard for me to get up on my own if I fall or I’m laying down. Also, unlike most objects here, I have wheels instead of legs ^^
(/ooc note: humanized, cabby has a calcium deficiency/weak bones, especially her legs, so she has a wheelchair. if this is not a real medical issue that people have don’t attack me it was the thing i went with as to why cabby would be in a wheelchair for my gjinka and i have stuck with it. no hate pls but accurate alternative suggestions can be made🙏)
Uhmmermm what next… Right! My hobbies! I’m sure you can guess them by the small info on my personality above. My day-to-day is spent peoplewatching the homosexuals on this island and collecting things to put in my files, reading and writing fanfiction, going on little dates with my wives, relaxing in my bedroom, and running the OSC (whatever that means??? Payjay usually does the paperwork when they’re not cracking-).
Now, for my DNI List! This’ll be fun ^^’
DNI if you are here to complain about me, what I ship or repost, my relationships, groups of truly unharmful people, spread hate or discourse, religious or political propaganda, rumors without sources, or the legs of children, animals, and the unconsenting. You are disgusting and crude I hope you know that.
To put it much better, as I’ve once said,
“You’re soulless.”
Lastly, to end this off with a pleasant conclusion, since I forgot to mention it before, my asks are open!! You can ask me questions, send me fanart, fanfic/ship reccomendations, and such else! Sometimes I may even take small oneshot requests ^^
Thaaaat should probably be it! Thanks for reading <3
(I took Taco and MePad’s idea of using gifs, hopefully they aren’t too upset with me ^^’ /j)
