FUJOSHI HEAVEN

fangirling and random stuff

[leafcrunch]

i am not taking questions at this time

[debaucherries]

You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle 

[farmfreshmemes]

[fireblenders]

[valtsv]

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

[verycharismaticdragon]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[squeeful]

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

[spacechannel-ghoulia]

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[mikrokosmos]

Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion

[dustrial-inc]

“Destroy me, This way.”

[memesandlaughs]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Does anybody know how to play bottom right? Like did anybody figure it out yet?

[myunrealisticfiction]

You just tap it and hope for the best

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fujoshiweeaboo]

the biggest plot twist of the decade

Yuuri: So about the Eros choreography-- I had a certain interpretation for it in mind.

Victor: Oh? Go on.

Yuuri: It seems to me like it's about a playboy who seduces women left and right

Victor: ...kind of

Yuuri: Tempting them with his charms,

Victor: uh-huh

Yuuri: And then he meets the most beautiful woman of them all

Victor: oh my god

Yuuri: After dancing around each other for a time, finally the seduction is complete

Victor: ohhh my god

Yuuri: But he casts the beautiful woman aside--

Victor: AND THEN the playboy LEAVES like NOTHING HAPPENED and DIDN'T make the woman feel lighter and happier than she's felt in YEARS and he gets on a PLANE and they don't see each other for FOUR MONTHS

Yuuri:

Victor:

Yuuri:

Victor:

Yuuri: are. are you crying

Victor: NO

[a-worthy-mystery]

Yuri on Iceberg

[thranduilings]

How to seduce the man you felt a connection with one (1) time, by Viktor Nikiforov:

Travel to his home without a word of warning and announce your intentions with your dick out

Ask him about his relationship status and hint that your dick is out

Tell him that you should sleep together on day one

When the first steps fail, bluntly try to inquire about his sexual orientation to make sure you didn’t misunderstand him during that one (1) connection

Come up with a program for your crush that solely focuses on sexual and erotic love

Be patient when your crush seems to have forgotten that he’s a sexual demon

Make sure to have your dick out and fully visible as much as possible during normal conversations

Approach your (naked) crush from behind (you should also be naked)

Initiate pda as much as possible

Congratulations! You have now seduced your crush, observe our success story:

[ladymoonstache-deactivated20170]

This screencap makes them look like a team of super villains with questionable fashion sense.

[sonja800-archive-deactivated202]

this is the worst thing in the world

[eisdax]

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

[musashi]

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

[gif87a-com]

[ricehamburger-esq]

this is it, this is the best video on the entire internet, everybody can retire now

[jagyularr]

yes, this is exactly what you think it will be

[osheamobile]

I knew, knew, what song it would be before I clicked unmute.