????

I'm just trying to not embarrass myself.

[ijaazat]

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

[andrewbelami]

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

[vapingbaby]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[anxietyproblem]

[aquatthewailord]

Jiggly Ditto jello!

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[squided]

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2:

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[swore]

[setonfirebyfiends]

[no-chill-at-all]

[cheebzandcrackers]

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

[jervae]

Screaming

[adampvrrish]

ohio? like from glee? that's not a real place

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

[planethealth]

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

[99woodcutting]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[d-eadnam-e]

Me, when its 7:29 PM and still nothing:p-pakigé?