a lady with the heart & swagger of an entepreneur

[fullblownwoman]

when i think about how much i Hate aUTHORS

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[newbomgay-deactivated20190203]

That little “Hmm?” he does to each Meow is fucking killing me.

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[effemimaniac]

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

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[bluecheer]

is there an artist that you like the entirety of their discography

[fullblownwoman]

every time a father john misty album comes out i hate it and then it grows on me for 2 years and i end up loving it. except for god’s favorite customer which was god tier from the get

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[thejoeydavis]

test post 1

what are you supposed to post on here

[fullblownwoman]

movies you watched in 2017 and nothing else

[bad-moodboard]

Stages of Decomposition, Embroidery by calicoranger @ Etsy

[fullblownwoman]

you ever get so sick that you cum and snot comes out. it’s snot good

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[fullblownwoman]

gonna need you all to post your twitter handles so i know who the fuck is who

[afloweroutofstone]