🌌 Your Local Cryptid. 🌌

I have no idea what I'm doing. Send help. And birds.

[goingtothebes]

matching shirts for you and the bestie

[xenonsense]

[ID 1: A white t-shirt edited to say "not a person in the conventional sense" /End ID 1]

[ID 2: The same white t-shirt edited to say "not a person in any meaningful way" /End ID 2]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[so-many-ocs]

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

[bumbylbee]

weemp weemp in every language*

*that is available as a dub on prime video

[fairycosmos]

chuckling fondly you missed that social cue. classic you. lets grab dinner

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]

#oh rocky we’re really in it now via @cosmichorrorbarbie

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[thegaymertrainer]

A magical squeak indeed.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[undetaqted]

the instant unfollow when I see hogwarts stuff in the year 2026

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[markscherz]

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKELETON OF A RAIN FROG? [X]

[ask-crow-aus]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE RIBS

HUH

[markscherz]

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[changing-my-username]

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[bluttto]

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”