That random kid should be clocked in the jaw every time they say that
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That random kid should be clocked in the jaw every time they say that
that’s how you write a headline
Now there's no reason to not run for president next time, A literal criminal was elected so who's to say who gets it next time?
Good job women
Real tho, would they tell Jesus to cut his hair to fit in better?
which one is your favorite?
In other news, water is wet
Let the children be themselves
no fucking shit
‘trans kids feel better if they can be themselves’
‘dogs feel good when you don’t hit them’
‘you don’t feel hungry if you eat’
Reminder: It’s IMPORTANT to have actual studies back up these “water is wet” kind of situations. There are too many people out there convinced that water is, in fact, dry; having actual research to prove that it’s wet is vital.
Medical researchers have unlocked the human genome, wiped out smallpox and made great strides in the fight against AIDS.
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
tags by @eridan-ampora
Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.
its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money
Me too
Did... Did the pan of beans block the bullet?????
The skies belong to me, Pilot.
The point of this blog: a collection of expressions and semi SFW shenanigans.
Minors, please stay away [18+ only] or I will find your mum and show her the fiery love of a young affair.
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Tags & contact
#thisme #mypost and #sloth-vader for marking my posts. #the sloth speaks for the life and times and outer exoskeleton. #hands is self explanatory. #talkmethrough are audio posts. #not a want but a need - self explanatory #luna and #solaire are my cats
Don't: Sell / Spam / Racism / Preach your ways of living
You can ask for Telegram or Snap if we vibe.
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Pronouns: dukh/dard (actually he/him). Straight.
Pretty easy going and have a sense of humour. Love animals, quality time, flowers, origami, music, cinema, gardening, do some art, cooking - I am a trained masseuse - photography with a love for clouds, and tattoos. Trying to recall anything from memory is raw dogging life. I like making friends and making them feel good. Reading and gaming are obsessions that fuel each other.
I am a father of 2 cats, you can ask for pictures in DM, I am happy to spam you. I have brown eyes and shine under the sun. I have been doing animal rescue work for most of my life.
Love sarcasm, so when the honeymoon period of getting to know someone is over, unto the anvil of war. I dream of getting about 47 tattoos and I am 2/47 rn. Designing them is taking forever.
You can ask for emoji tags if we get along. I will be polite, don't worry. My bite is casual.
Nothing is off topic in general but if you have any homophobic or racist sentiments I am not the right company for that. I deal with bpd, cptsd and depression. I will disengage if you can't be civil.
Oh, and
- I love knowing someone likes my hand or voice. - I love talking about my cats.
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NSFW alt: @almost-feral
Cats for tax. Luna [left] and Sol/Solaire [right].
Those cats are indeed adorable
is he stupid?
He is objectively biting the hand that feeds
On Friendship.
Because it's not about owning the land, it's about depriving other people of its use. If you grew potatoes and tomatoes you might be obliged to share those with your neighbors.
I wish I hadn't spent my youth with insecurities
So I would have given myself the chance to learn how to actually interact with others in a romantic sense