After realizing he is ultimately worthless in the vast scheme of things, Joey decides to take some time and re-open his long forgotten Pizza Place. Unfortunately, his lack of funds, a job, and any semblance of a remotely functioning work ethic force him to collect loans from random strangers.When that doesn't work, Joey decides to enlist the help of a mysterious person named "Marcus Yates" who can get enough money from everyone to rebuild the small business. Successfully, he's able to get enough cash from Danny, Jesse, Rebecca, DJ, Stephanie, Michelle, Danny's zookeeping sister Wendy, Steve, Kimmy, Vicky, Gia, Denise, Teddy, that obnoxious kid Aaron who you actually sympathize with when you re-watch ths show, Derek who is really gay for a 10 year old, Danny's Mom played by Doris Roberts, that fucking metal guitarist Viper, Kathie Santoni, Walter "Duckface" Last Name, Rusty and his absurdly white mom Cindy, The Beach Boys (all of them, but then eventually just the ones that don't care to run the entire band into the ground), Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, The Band, The Cars, The Doors, The Kitchen Appliances, Paul McCartney, Ringo Stairway, John Deacon, Roger Taylor, Brian May, Geddy Pussy Fingers Lee, Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart (not the shampoo, Peart like "P-ear-t"), Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Nick Mason, Red Tom, Blue Jenny, Metallica, Iron Maiden, David Grohl, Kurt Cobain, Krist Novelselic, Beck Hansen, Soundgarden, Foo Fighters (yes, David Grohl twice), Smashing Pumpkins, Sparks, Talking Heads, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, Joey, Janince, Gunther, Rachel's divorced parents, Ross and Monica's overbearing parents, Chandler's hilariously divorced parents, Elizabeth that student Ross had an affair with, Richard, Kathy the girl Chandler pined for while Joey was dating her, Barry the dentist Rachel left at the altair, Susan, Carol, Emily, Ross's son Ben, Ross and Rachel's daughter Emma, Emma from Degrassi, Manny, Toby, JT, Liberty (what kind of fucking name is LIBERTY GOD SHE'S A FUCKING NERD FUCK), Snake, Snake's new wife who is Emma's mom, Ashley I think her name is Ashley, Drake the musician but also he plays some wheelchair dude in this, Spinner, Rick who shot up the school and put Drake in the wheelchair, JIMMY that was Drake's fucking name in the show I don't know why I kept calling him Drake, Phoebe's eccentric brother, Phoebe's eccentric brother's wife who's way too old for him, Kitty, Red, Eric, (Hot) Donna, (Michael) Kelso, (Steven) Hyde, (?????) Fez, Jackie, Donna's dad Bob I think, Midge whom he divorced because she represented the feminism of the '70s or something I dunno I forgot, that guy who tried to hit on Donna in the Star Wars episode that gets his nose punched in by Eric, Eric's gay friend Buddy, Eric's hot cousin, Red's asshole mom who is ungrateful and also an asshole, Marion, Richie, Potsie, Fonzi, Chachi, Howard, Joanie, Lori Beth, Roger, Arnold, Mr. Miyagi, Daniel, Ali that FUCKING bitch, Jennifer, Marty, Dr. Emmett L. Brown, Einstein (not the fucking scientist the dog), George McFly, Lorraine Baines McFly, Marty's Dumb Fucking Ass Brother, his slutty slut slut of a sister, Biff Tanner, Biff's grandson Griff, Buford Mad As A Fucking Dog Tanning Bed, Mr. Strickland, Needles, Donnie the feral boy, Eliza, Tim Curry as the dad, the mom who was worried about the damn foundation like FUCK YOU you're in the fucking forest go worry about fountains somewhere else you whore bitch, Little Debbie the sister's good cakes, Darwin the monkey, Darwin the fish, Gumball, Nicole, Richard, Anais, Penny the peanut antler angel ghost chicken, her dad Patrick, Alan the goody good fuck balloon, Carmen the cactus he's dating, Tina the DINOSAUR LIKE FUCK ME THAT'S A DINOSAUR HOLY SHIT, Tobias the Rainbow Kid, his sister Rachel that only appears once and then never again because nobody liked her, Banana man the Banana Banana Joe, Carrie, Bobert, Masami the CLOUD she's a rich ass CLOUD, the weird ice cream creeper girl Sarah who dressed up as the fucking Majora's Mask Moon, Majora, the Skull Kid, Young Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Great Deku Fucking Ass Tree That you GO INTO IT'S HOLY SHIT A SPIDER QUEEN AAHHHHHHH, spiders, I hate spiders, fuck spiders, all of the Rugrats, every single Hey Arnold character including Phoebe the fucking smart asian french girl, Helga she had a crush on Arnold, Arnold himself, Geraldo, and Harold who is not Gerald's twin I found that out the hard way, Spongebob, Padded Rick, Mr. Crabs The Warthog, Cow, Chicken, Mom, Dad, Every Single Alias That Fucking Devil Piece of Shit Used, Dexter, Deedee, Mandark, their parents, that one fat balding teacher that had a reoccurring role despite having no real importance to anything, Johnny Bravo, his momma that loves, Suzy the girl next door, Carl, and Pops the Diner, Frasier, Niles, Martin, Daphne, Roz, Gil, Bulldog, Sam, Diane, Coach, Woody, Norm, Cliff, Carla, Paul, Al, Jerry, Kramer, George, Elaine, Elaine’s dad, Mr. Cooper, Mr. Cooper’s roommates, that girl who was played by Raven-Symoné, Cliff Huxtable, Claire, Theo, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy, Cockroach, Cliff’s parents, Cliff Clavin’s parents too, Louie, Alex, Elaine O'Conner, Reverend Jim, Lakta, Simka, John, Drake, Josh, Amanda, Manda, Manda, Manda, Show, Penelope Taint, Steven, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, Connie, Sadie, Lars, Clarence, Jeff, Sumo, Clarence's Absurdly Patient Mom, the teacher with glasses that is insanely awkward but adorable, the muppet ass kid who is rich and treats his mom like shit, Chelsea, Chelsea from That's So Raven, Orlando Bloom, Raven Symone, Clifford Huxtable, his wife Claire, uh their kids Rudy, Theo, Vanessa, and Sondra what kinda fucking name is Sondra, Master Will, Master Carlton, Uncle Phil, Vivian, Vivian after she got replaced, Ashley, Hillary, Geoffery, Jazz, Nicky, Nicky after he got replaced, and finally Joey's mom.
The building burns down two days before it's built.