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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.
my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.
sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up
Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? I’m so??? Sex toys don’t belong in drug stores.
I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just... purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might... reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!
I got over it.
Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they'd also sell sex toys. They've got everything else you'd put on your junk.
Eh, five year olds can read, but they're unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.
Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.
Kiddo: For . . . her . . . peas . . . Me: It says "for her pleasure" but that's just for adults. Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I'm bored. Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what's next on the list? Kiddo: . . . Cog soup? Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don't know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let's go.
… cog soup.
#pharmacies are selling sex toys because they sell sexual health items#the fact that they don't have to be coy about it is a good thing as it denotes a huge advancement in our collective social maturity#which i am not about to have taken away by people who can't be bothered to explain things to their children#did you pop them out expecting to never have to think through what you're saying to them?#skill issue
Also like babe this display is at adult eye level they’re not putting the sex toys on the child height shelf
hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....
this is my life
Behold, a dragon.
the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet
still don't know my purpose in life but i do love titties
Does anybody have any art that depicts Athena bursting through Zeus's Head? It's a hilarious concept to me but like I need a visual interpretation because on my own it's very hard to figure it out. I'm begging here
well, I've got a couple for you:
there's this black figure kylix, depicting just after her emergence
on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City
this Attic black figure neck amphora depicts the birth itself
from the British Museum -- here's an article from the Penn Museum that discusses the birth and particular vase
there's also this red figure pelike
also on display at the British Museum
here's another black figure from the Museum of Fine Art in Boston:
and lastly, this black figure amphora:
which is at the Louvre
and a couple of notes about the above images:
all of the black figures are from the Attic region (the last one says specifically Athens) during the 6th century BCE in the Archaic style
the red figure pelike is from the 5th century BCE and also Attic but in a style closer to that of the Classical period
both of the British Museum depictions were found in Italy, specifically the site of Vulci
there's also a couple more in theoi.com's vase gallery 1
Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain
It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.
And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.
Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, 1735 CE
hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms
This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.
being on this app and also having a lot of bisexuals in your social circles will deadass make you forget 100% straight people actually exist sometimes
That does not deserve to hide in the tags
no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved
in another life we're all on the playground sitting by the fence in the grass together and we all have eachother. maybe not here but somewhere it wasn't like this.
You Are Tired (I Think)
by E.E. Cummings
You are tired, (I think) Of the always puzzle of living and doing; And so am I.
Come with me, then, And we’ll leave it far and far away — (Only you and I, understand!)
You have played, (I think) And broke the toys you were fondest of, And are a little tired now; Tired of things that break, and — Just tired. So am I.
But I come with a dream in my eyes tonight, And knock with a rose at the hopeless gate of your heart — Open to me! For I will show you the places Nobody knows, And, if you like, The perfect places of Sleep.
Ah, come with me! I’ll blow you that wonderful bubble, the moon, That floats forever and a day; I’ll sing you the jacinth song Of the probable stars; I will attempt the unstartled steppes of dream, Until I find the Only Flower, Which shall keep (I think) your little heart While the moon comes out of the sea.
I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.
As someone who's lived through devastating wildfires, I can say that seeing blades of grass sprout from ashy, barren land can bring you to tears.
Green is absolutely the color of hope.
