take several loads off

trying to balance the necessity of surivival with the need for expression I make music and art nb they/them 26

[bedupolker]

Scary Movie

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[theehorsepusssy]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[not100bees]

I physically am not going to be able to stop myself from repeating "I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie." For the next 3 weeks probably. I think they are going to take me to the mental hospital soon Pinkie Pie.

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

[therepudiatedimmortals]

correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day

[transgenderization]

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

[therepudiatedimmortals]

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

[transgenderization]

hi you're not getting that

[revretch]

He was off by five years or so, but it still bothers the hell out of me that the Far Side accidentally predicted let's players

[tallahasseemp3]

please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player

[lichfucker]

[image description: an excerpt of text that says:

“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

/end id]

[justahumblememefarmer]

TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

[weirdoughnut]

which, they later find out, is her second-best record

[mel-155-a]

There was a decent but ultimately forgettable fantasy novel I read a long time ago that had a single moment that stuck with me.

The protagonist has just won the world famous sword fighting competition in the big, rich capital and is talking to his mentor, and says something about being the best swordsman in the world. The mentor frowns and tells him that no, he isn't. He is the best swordsman out of the people that could afford to show up to this tournament. There could be a mercenary way out in the mountains, patrolling a snow encrusted fort's walls that could kick his ass and there was no way to know until he was already losing to the guy.

I think about that a lot, and how for every apparently dominant competitor, there might be a fucking ronin out there somewhere capable of destroying them.

[headspace-hotel]

Always reblog tetris ronin lady

[omnybus]

[intj-greenwords]

Also true about singers and storytellers and philosophers and theologians. You only hear about the ones that are out there.

[blue-jay27]

very fun dash pull today

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[briannyssey]

internet-culture critical scholar voice "So when Tumblr user nongunktional here began posting about nine hundred meter cubic monoliths, we believe this began the New Megastructure Movement in Positlism. If one of you, for your research essays, were to bring the monolith posts into conversation with Tumblr user briannyssey's ziggurat posting, you'd be doing a what, class? That's right, intertextual analysis. Now Postilism is a form known for its highly referential, intertextual nature. And so what we can see when we analyze this..."

[nongunktional]

i consider myself more of a pistilist. like a flower

[briannyssey]

@gallopinggallifreyans i love you

[nongunktional]

can you ladies wait til im dead to study my work

[segamascott]

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[sudaca-swag]

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

[pankenlewd]

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

[theresthesnitch]

Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons.

[irishironclad]

What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”

[intjint]

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not

[irishironclad]

I’m serious what is a typing lesson? What would they teach you? To type? My brother in Christ it is like writing with a pen but technically easier.

[intjint]

Before home computers were very common, people typically only typed for business-related things, so the only people that actually knew how to use typewriters and word processors were authors, secretaries, accountants, etc. These people would take classes for typing bc it was seen as a skill. This gradually fell out of fashion, much like teaching kids cursive

Typing is only intuitive to gen y & z bc most of us learned through computer games or had someone tell us where to rest our fingers. People who never learned to type use just their index fingers, hit one key, take a long time to find the next letter, hit it with an index finger, and repeat until finished

[raineaxolotl]

Also bestie people also very much do get extensively taught how to write with a pen

You probably were taught how to type at least a little bit. Through example and lots of practice if nothing else

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die