Masquerading as a Real Person

Cameron / 27 / he/him / ace as hell

[gonuk]

If you marry me

would you bury me?

would you carry me?

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[hotgirlmeg]

[sailermoon]

you have to listen to music to save your life a little

[guiltfactory]

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[tasty-tiktoks]

[altschmerzes]

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

[marbirds]

my best friend olric

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[rumade]

Is your barren lawn getting you down?

Try a single allium!

You surely won't regret planting and painstakingly mowing around a single allium

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST