Sup

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[adulthoodisokay]

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

[lovelyactors]

get you a man who can do both

[arealtrashact]

Oh, there, there. It doesn’t have to be this way. Didst thou ever want to be

a pirate, my hearty?

[unclefather]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have no unique experiences apparently

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[kylostantrums]

[tvguts]

anyway shouts out to my aunt for posting THE ONLY valid “phones bad” boomer facebook meme i have ever seen in my life

[versaceslut]

[garlictoastie-deactivated202501]

when straight people talk to gays

[wizzardhat]

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

[ankle-beez]

[onevintagefuture]

I never saw the movie. Why didn’t the owl fly out?

[surprisebitch]

owl was living for the drama

[didyouknowmagic]

This movie was wonderfully written and im made we didn’t get a series like this out of it.

[teddywestside]

[ruinedchildhood]

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

[ruinedchildhood]

[webcomicname]

[roguesgambits-deactivated202306]

thank u, jeff

[jeenay]