Fully Red Phosphorus

Help I'm burned up!

[fullyredphosphorus]

Help! I'm burned up!

[oxygenfromelementcattos]

No, you’re red.

[fullyredphosphorus]

I Know I hate it sometimes

[phosphorusec]

*takes off your hat to reveal another hat*

...

the fuck?

Oh right!

Today I put on my infinity bowler!

*takes off the other hat to reveal a third hat*

Don’t question it too hard.

[19521chaos]

oookay then...

[vilyothecabbit]

@phosphorusec, if you continues doing that, can you make infinite amount of hats?

[phosphorusec]

Yes.

It is called the INFINITY Bowler, so by definition yes

[alfabackupacc]

Watch as I snap this finger as this infinte hat disappears *snap*

[phosphorusec]

It’s just invisible now.

[nitrogencatto]

uhhh, Phosphy, why you starting to redden so much...?

*points at the fact that Phosphy's head is indeed turning into Red Phosphorus*

[phosphorusec]

I really should’ve thought more about why I turn red in the first place…

(Immediately dashes under the nearest awning)

[nitrogencatto]

*Pursues Phosphy*

*hovers over Phosphy, but then she remembers that, as a gas, she is transparent to sunlight*

[phosphorusec]

It’s fine, got under something, only 20% red.

[nitrogencatto]

oh... ok... Let's see... Maybe there's a way to physically return you back to white Phosphy...

Oh, by heating you up to 500°C in an atmosphere, and then condensing you somewhere else...

Alright... I think I have an idea... @copper-elementcattos! We need a heat source!

[copper-elementcattos]

i gotchu.

*Puts @phosphorusec and Nitro inside a flask, then, Copper connects herself into 120 vAC, slowly heating both of them up. Nitro works as an inert atmosphere, preventing Phosphy from catching fire*

[alfabackupacc]

I CAST SOLAR FLARE

*Spews out a Very Big Plasma Cloud*

[copper-elementcattos]

WAIT NO!

*beaker breaks under the heat, and the air reacts with Phosphy @phosphorusec exploding him into pieces*

You little...

[fullyredphosphorus]

Oh c'mon I blasted someone which is @fullyredphosphorus

[fullyredphosphorus]

Help! I'm burned up!