Fumiee

dishonor your gods 🌻 hockey @vitsiniekka

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[charl0ttan]

going for a proto-walk

[dugaodna]

going for an avantgarde speculative walk which subverts the genre

[scrunghole]

doing a walk-like

[flowerbleedme]

incorporating walk elements into my run while still retaining its original classic feel

[xxemo-hubrisxx]

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[mybeingthere]

The Fish Necklace by Kinga Nichols.

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[dateamonster]

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

[kingcatnine]

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[tournoi-des-femmes-de-vos-vies]

Artémis (La Passe-Miroir) vs Guenièvre (Kaamelott)

Artémis

Guenièvre

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[fumieee]

i love getting ~un petit racism~ from my supervisor at work :-)

i just want to be more hygienic when working with food but whoops i forgot I'm not allowed to even say the word 'scarf' or some blonde gets scared. teehee my bad.

[xanaxfarts]

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[qwestleon]

GETTING OLDER IS CRAZY CAUSE YOU JUST START THINKING DIFFERENTLY OUT OF NOWHERE

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”