I Understood That Reference

i didn't mean to become a marvel trash blog but here we are.

[daughterofdessalines]

THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY!!

People in Aurora, CO peacefully protesting the murder of Elijah McClain. They are sitting in the grass literally listening to violins being played in his honor. And the fucking Gestapo is unleashed! WTF!!

Why are the police militarized against tax paying citizens!! White men with guns can storm a Government building in Michigan and THEY don’t get this sort of treatment!?! And I don’t want to hear shit about looting & rioting because CLEARLY that is not what’s going on here.

I say again THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY! This is a corporate-run plantation where we are expected to consume and comply only.

[guerrillatech]

[misinterpretedmythology]

There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.

Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--

Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!

Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!

Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--

Natasha: Who wants bacon!

Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!

Tony: What the fu-

Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.

Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--

Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!

Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?

Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?

Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?

Natasha: What about pudding?

Clint: Fuck your pudding!

Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!

Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.

Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?

Tony:

[bri-lin-biscuit]

My first art tutorial!

[lerios]

[kpfun]

Bonus:

[dailyavengers]

#friendship

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Marvel characters as incorrect quotes part 2:

Peter: Sometimes I feel like I have my life together and then in like, wow! That was a really nice 45 seconds!

Sam: Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Bucky: Namaste, motherfuckers.

Wanda: *does a face mask* this is going to fix everything.

Tony: I woke up tired 5 years ago and I have never really recovered since.

Bruce: [seductively takes of glasses] wow you’re fucking blurry

Steve: *whispers into his coffee cup* help me

MJ: Sorry I roasted you I was trying to flirt.

Nat: you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you can’t get a necklace hooked?

T’Challa: I respectfully don’t care.

Clint: the way children pick up animals stress me out.

Thor: Do you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and think ah fuck it’s finally happening

Loki: Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

Rhodey: Do you and your best friend ever give each other the look when someone’s being annoying?

Carol: Blocking is for weak people, I want you to see my posts and cry.

Scott: Idk how people can look at a newborn and say it looks like their parents, like sis it looks like a piece of ham.

Hope: I told this girl I liked her perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. She was so cute I hope she has a good life.

Vision: *makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

Shuri: I love talking to myself, she gets me

Ned: I hate when people ask me to ‘watch their stuff’. What if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I’m not ready

Valkyrie: Once upon a time, fuck you the end.

Doctor strange: You inspire my inner serial killer.

[incorrectstevebucky]

Avengers and the Baby Meme

Bonus:

Inspired by this Post

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

[plaguedaddy420]

And that was if you were lucky. One time i was in a church and i saw a pussy get slapped with an octopus

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

this is the ONLY genuinely funny response i’ve gotten to this post out of thousands. thank u

[marcy-playground]

This is how all rape trials should go. Especially those of people who work in the sex industry because, unfortunately, some people take their profession as consent.  

[dailyavengers]

- Is he asleep? - No, no, I’m pretty sure he’s dead .

[rox-and-prose]

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

[herbertwest]

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

[dailylaughsforyou]

Jokes for People Who Overthink Everything (x)

[i-dont-even-like-you-now]

I felt that ‘hang on, I’m not dumb I’m just panicking’

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[popularculturevulture]

[kurtadi-deactivated20210504]

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[gayforbagels]

There’s so much going on here I don’t know what I’m supposed to focus on