I Hope We're Still Friends After I Taser You

Call me "Z". All the cool kids do. I like things. Just, so many of the things.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[largishcat]

[maxknightley]

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

[maxknightley]

romantic and sexual partner.

[functionalnihilism]

mortal enemy

[lichqueenlibrarian]

Hold on a second the Vulcans do what.

[quite-logical]

I felt I had to include the tags because WILLIAM SHATNER WROTE THIS.

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[thememedaddy]

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[dogpuppy]

[functionalnihilism]

I should rewatch singing in the rain

[onlymollygibson]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[nyominebula]

BJ so good he doesn’t have legs

[guerrillatech]