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Basic ass bitch

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[ashstfu]

[pigeonisdead-deactivated2024061]

[revivisection]

they're in love

[valtsv]

hey sorry i’m late i wandered into a liminal space

[valtsv]

what do you mean i’ve been missing for 10 years

[omghotmemes]

I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time

[shutyourmoustache]

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

[synebluetoo]

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

[alex51324]

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

[ignescent]

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

[scifigrl47]

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

[jayska-nxl]

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

[wolfderolfe]

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

[wolfderolfe]

overbralls

[everythingisstardust]

I’m horrified that she’s actually considering it

[mctreeleth]

I mean, of course I would be considering it, having dumb sewing ideas is basically 90% of my personality.

…oh wait no I went one further than considering it I did do it…

I ended up not going with the front fly closure, in part because the shortest opened ended metal zipper I could get was 40cm long and also TWELVE DOLLARS(!) but also because I got annoyed with trying to work out the equivalent of a waistband for the bust curve - this one has a button closure at the centre back but I think next time I would go to the effort of sewing a proper bra hook-and-eye closure because it is a bit hard to wrangle on and off.

(If you want one of your own, the pattern for mine was once McCalls M7937 before I re-did it to my personal preferences and to be a bikini top rather than an outerwear top, but view B is pretty much this except slightly longer and with straps that are, you know, not overalls.)

[definitlynotafiredemon]

Jra for your joobies

[sartorialadventure]

fashion heroes out here doing the important work

[mctreeleth]

#is this moonshine cybin

Hey bud? This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thankyou.

[fuks]

[arabellesicardi]

loving this concept

[safetywizard]

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

[kineticpenguin]

[regularlesbian]

come on

[margbarcis]

this is fucked up 

[ripleyandweeds]

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

[regularlesbian]

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

[strangebiology]

i have no art supplies with me as I am cat sitting for one of the many who have fled the city but i found a pencil in a cranium box and a 50cent notebook so i made this

[yourplayersaidwhat]

So I’m fitting a carpet and look outside and theres a really cool stick in the garden, so I take a picture and send it to the discord, my DM proceeds to make gold from it.

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands

[speremint]

why am i allowed to draw

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

While feeding my fish I made a comment to my mom how one is getting a lil chubby and she suggested that maybe the fish was pregnant, but I had to break the news to her that both fish in the tank were boys and she goes “well maybe they’re gay, Natalie, did you think about that?” and I swear her tone was so perfectly condescending and Knowing™ that for a split second I actually felt bad for judging my fish’s relationship before I was like

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

[sunshine-tattoo]

same energy

[everythingfox]

[charredasperity]

In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:

[vedajuno]

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

[bleedingheartsandscreamingminds]

[lifeiscruelwithoutsound]

[domesticangel]

love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music