Funky And Fresh

Just a funky lil guy

[funkyandfresh]

"If you're a slippery bitch, does that make you a lubricunt?"

-Ana

[funkyandfresh]

Drip Drip Drip The shower turns on Rip Rip Rip Gliding more ferociously than usual Slip Slip Slip When they found Him it was a  Trip Trip Trip When he was buried Drip Drip Drip

His Choice, L.H

[distressedtragedy]

consequences of my worst mistake

I want you.

I want you to touch me.

But don’t just touch me with your body, touch me with your soul, the way it used to when we were close.

Touch me with your mind, the way it used to when we spoke.

But most importantly touch me with your heart, the way it used to when you made me feel like there was hope.

Please do that once more.

I want you.

I want you to take me back.

Let me back into your world and tell me i can stay.

Come back and hold me and tell me I’m yours and that you won’t go away.

Tell me I’m good enough.

Tell me all the things you used to that made me feel worth your time.

But we both know I wasn’t worth yours the way you were worth mine.

I’m sorry I left you

I hope you know that i still love you.

I want you.

[funkyandfresh]

Wise words, from a wise individual

[dennys]

Picture taken of a Denny’s lead eggsecutive.

[funkyandfresh]

Whoever is doing these needs a raise

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

[warning--known--fangirl]

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

[funkyandfresh]

When you're the apex others will challenge you. Will you stand up to them, or relinquish your position?

Me, bored in class, 06/16/2017

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[haleyincarnate]

[ruinedchildhood]

[lotad]

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

tweet of the year

[alovesogentle]

…oh…my…god…

[sheabutterbitch]

Wow

[studyingstudent]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[epic-humor]

[foolishly-snowy]

Ok this is serious

For anyone whos heard about the clown sightings where ppl dress as clowns and lure kids i to forests to kill them, my friend told me that he is going trick or treating as a clown this halloween. non ironically. hes 18. please reblog this if you think its a bad idea and ill show him the notes and hopefully show him how bad an idea it is

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

🐉

[funkyandfresh]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRyqSFstoBY)