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[charlesoberonn]

Fantasy map-making tips:

Rivers love to split at random places. Make sure to include as many splitting rivers as possible.

Speaking of rivers, it's well known that rivers are unaffected by gravity and thus will flow uphill and ignore the terrain.

Mountain ranges are formed by a bored god doodling, and that god is you.

When you place a settlement or city, make sure it's got all of the essentials: A cool landmark it can be named after, a treacherous terrain to banish misfits to, and a source of enemies to threaten the population.

Borders before the industrial revolution were extremely rigid and well defined, so make sure your map reflects that.

A common mistake is trying to imagine underwater geographical features like mountains. But those things don't actually exist. The land is land and the sea is the sea and they have no relation to one another.

What about islands, then? Islands should be placed randomly, like the gods sprinkled some land on the sea.

No continent is complete without a massive forest that's a day's walk from frozen tundras to the north and a sandy hot desert to the south.

What climate could allow for such a combination? We're climate deniers here. Weather is to set the mood, not to design the map.

Don't forget to populate your map with many interesting cultures like: hippie people, working class people, cold barbarians, hot barbarians, and normal people.

Have fun!

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

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[panoramaaa-deactivated20250601]

[onomatopussy]

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

[fatsexybitch]

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[bill]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

[redpandasintutus210]

FOOBAWW!!!!!!!

[dogpuppy]

That’s a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch!!!!

[dogpuppy]

Nasty ass bean bitch

[animentality]

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[kittykittyredcat]

[navigoldie]

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[ouroborosorder]

I think we should just start shoving random extremely nsfw text in the middle of posts to ensure that lazy youtube shorts post readers can’t properly steal them

[ouroborosorder]

(panicking) oh god wait uh shit i want to unethically leverage a power dynamic to fuck a maid unprotected

phew

[the-wolf-emoji]

Missed opportunity honestly, why talk about sex when you can instead make the content farms talk about communism instead. Can you image the random guy just quoting

This isn't part of the post. I need to tell you that if you've ever felt sad about the fact that you're not a girl, it's not too late. You can just be a girl. It's allowed. You can be a lesbian. You don't have to suffer thinking about how much you want to be the cool athletic tomboy with the short hair and flat chest, or like that girl you had a crush on in high school despite the fact that she was a lesbian. You can be her. It's not too late. It's never too late.

Marx and Engels nonchalantly? Lmfao easy way to spread theory without making people reading

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

[anskapaints]

Dancing pictures continue with Shads and Karlach - by request both with and without fire because Karlach deserves to have cute sleeves too.